Even a liney wouldn't..............

[grumpyoldb]

.........would they?

Flamboyant Spanish Duchess Weds Toyboy

The 85-year-old Duchess of Alba celebrated her marriage to a civil servant 25 years her junior by kicking off her shoes and flamenco dancing. The twice-widowed aristocrat, renowned for her frizzy hair and flamboyant dress sense, tied the knot in the chapel of her 15th-century palace in Seville where she lived with her previous husbands.

I think even I would sit this one out.

 

[Barch]

Bag It & Shag It !!

 

[vim_fuego]

Depends on the pre-nup...If there wasn't one I could see the financial sense in taking one for the boys (but mainly myself).

 

[spike7451]

Nah mate...this ones worse!

 

[engchimp]

I know lineys that would, all you would need to say are those immortal words 'Shiney Liney Pound' One mate of mine snogged at 70 year old on the pool table of the Clifton, Lossie for a pint of Carling....

 

[UlsterExile]

Thats too far even for someone with no morals.

 

[Fairynuff31]

My gawd what an ugly mush - I do't care if she is loaded, she is hideous

I have had my share of munters, but perrrrlease, what does she look like......?

Well, actually she does have a passing resembelance to Roger from American Dad (just imagine the frizzy hair on his bonce)

 

[terence]

Thats too far even for someone with no morals.

Perhaps she,s got a realy nice personality!!!!

 

[John Lloyd]

Bestiality's great mate.
Bestiality's great.
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[Dixie68]

I was wondering who she reminded me of.

 

[spike7451]

And the's Jocalyn Wildensteen who wanted to look like her Siamese cats...

 

[Teh Wal]

She wasn't too bad 40 years ago...


nice bouncers, wonder where they hang down to nowadays? :0

 

[Max]

I've done worse!

 

[FOMz]

You bunch of botters. I'd be up it like a rat up a drain pipe. No second thoughts.