Do you know Beeney?

[wally375]

He's in my section and makes me laugh! He even makes the MPGS guys laugh!

 

[SirSaltyHelmet]

Someone been on the sauce?

 

[SirSaltyHelmet]

A Sgt was addressing a group of us 20 scrotes and said: "I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here. Put up your hand if you are the laziest." 19 men raised their hands, and the Sgt asked Beeny "why didn't you raise your hand?" Beeny replied: "Too much trouble, sarge."

How we laughed, if I had a keyboard I would have splurted coffee over it - what a guy

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[MontyPlumbs]

I remember being on parade at Tossford, when the SWO stood in front of Beeney, jammed his pace stick into his chest and said 'there's a cnut on the end of this stick'

Beeney replied 'not this end Sir'

What a fcuking legend!

 

[Downsizer]

He even makes the MPGS guys laugh!

I don't want to labour the point, but anybody who makes the miserable MPGS douchebags laugh is a 'effin ledge!!

 

[Spammy2505]

I think I know the guy ... Black / Grey hair (Depending on how many days since the last treatment)..... Comedy Legend.....Guitarist Legend, (Whats this one... Clang, Clang, Clang)... Could be the guy?Spamout

 

[sausage2]

I remember when Beeney phoned the dog section and asked for Cpl Barker. It was brill, we were in fcuking stitches. What a guy!

 

[MontyPlumbs]

Beeney once sent an LAC to the med centre to get some fallopian tubes.

I wish Beeney was my dad, he is ace.

 

[SirSaltyHelmet]

I remember when Beeney phoned the dog section and asked for Cpl Barker. It was brill, we were in fcuking stitches. What a guy!

Not as funny as when he answered the phone "Battersea Dogs Home, Jack Russel speaking", I cried so much my eyes bled out and he followed it on the next call with "War office, wanna fight?" - what a guy, hope he pops back in soon!

 

[FOMz]

And don't forget that time he showed his ID card to the RAF Policedog when he was stopped by the poodle pusher.......... laugh? I nearly shat myself!

 

[the lovetoad]

I nearly pee'd a little when he sent a lad off to find some tartan paint.......what a top fella!!!

 

[MontyPlumbs]

Rumour has it that when duty Orderly Corporal, Beeney always used to answer 'Station Commanders Deputy' until one fateful night when the voice on the other end said 'hello Deputy, this is the Sheriff' DT_Xtremez_06:

 

[vim_fuego]

I heard he once shagged some blokes bird...The bloke found out and high fived him...what a hero!

 

[B0llocks]

TG 4 Beeney

TG 4 Beeney

I heard he once shagged some blokes bird...The bloke found out and high fived him...what a hero![/QUOTE


1 word, Legend!!!

 

[Pikeman]

I heard he once shagged some blokes bird...The bloke found out and high fived him...what a hero!

I heard he went back a week later with the SWO's daughter and had a threesome, not just a man, a GOD!

 

[SirSaltyHelmet]

SWO was the 3rd person - allegedly

 

[shettie]

SWO was the 3rd person - allegedly

I heard it was the SWO's missus! - allegedly!

 

[vim_fuego]

Rumour has it he was at a house party last weekend where he drank a couple of gallons of ale and p1ssed in the blokes wife's steam iron...Both of them, even after not noticing his jape and ironing the kids clothes, haven't stopped laughing for a week!

Just awesome!

 

[timbo_66]

Rumour has it he was at a house party last weekend where he drank a couple of gallons of ale and p1ssed in the blokes wife's steam iron...Both of them, even after not noticing his jape and ironing the kids clothes, haven't stopped laughing for a week!

Just awesome!

I think he's a cock, my pressed clothes stink of ****!!!DT_Xtremez_17:

 

[the lovetoad]

I think he's a cock, my pressed clothes stink of ****!!!DT_Xtremez_17:

How dare you say that?? I am outraged that anyone could stoop so low as to abuse Beeney. There are people on egoat who would pay good money to have their clothes smell of Beeney wee!!!