Carol Vorderman falls flat on her face...............

[grumpyoldb]

Never thought I would be reading this. :0

Carol Vorderman Breaks Nose In Stairs Fall.

TV presenter Carol Vorderman has broken her nose after falling down stairs while wearing four-inch heels.

The 52-year-old ex-Countdown star ended up in hospital and has been forced to cancel a number of appearances.

The Loose Women presenter's boyfriend, ex-Red Arrows squadron leader Graham Duff, took her to hospital, where she had surgery on her face.

Vorderman, who has a plaster cast on her nose, said: "I feel OK but, because I had my hands in my coat pockets while I was running, I had nothing to break my fall except my head.
Vorderman and Graham Duff at Pride Of Britain Awards With boyfriend Graham Duff, who took her to hospital

"I really do look like I've done eight rounds with Muhammad Ali.

"The bruising round my eye has reached its peak. I have stitches in my forehead and left eyelid."

More here.

Good job she didn't land on her t1ts. DT_Xtremez_16:

 

[Hu Jardon]

There is some confusion over this story - no one seems to know if she fell 6 from the top or 2 from the bottom


I'll get me coat..........

 

[grumpyoldb]

There is some confusion over this story - no one seems to know if she fell 6 from the top or 2 from the bottom


I'll get me coat..........

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I think she got the hairy side.................. DT_Xtremez_42: DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[John Lloyd]

Will she end up looking like Arthur Mullard?

 

[Dragoon]

/\ /\ Holy Mother of God, I'm in heaven! /\ /\


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[techie_tubby]

Never thought I would be reading this. :0Carol Vorderman Breaks Nose In Stairs Fall.TV presenter Carol Vorderman has broken her nose after falling down stairs while wearing four-inch heels.

Yea, thats the same excuse Rihanna came up with.

 

[foxvc10]

She's making sure you only look at her in the eye's thou.

 

[Inevertouchedit]

.....and have you seen her daughter ???? Phwoooaarrr

 

[shettie]

OK - you have me here... How the feck did Carol Vorderman fall "FLAT" on her face - it's a physical impossibility!! DT_Xtremez_17:

 

[propersplitbrainme]

Good job she didn't land on her t1ts. DT_Xtremez_16:

There would have been a tidal wave of silicone DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[Teh Wal]

Will she end up looking like Arthur Mullard?

Wowser... anyone know whether my keyboard will withstand a dip in the washing up bowl as it now needs a damn good clean? DT_Xtremez_34:

 

[Flybynight]

Did Boris push her over deliberately or was it a miss timed grope??

 

[sid the squid]

pity carol mcgipping did'nt fall over, then again would it make any difference to the vile looking cnut

 

[SORRY CJ]

pity carol mcgipping did'nt fall over, then again would it make any difference to the vile looking cnut

Bit harsh Sid.......she ain't that bad.

Mr SCJ

 

[Dave-exfairy]

Bit harsh Sid.......she ain't that bad.

Mr SCJ

You taking the pish CJ? She's a full on moose, I wouldn't touch her with yours.

 

[Allflapnofly]

Carol the munter was once married to DJ Chris Evans......Worra lucky guy.......

 

[Kipper Fleet Bloke]

OK I live outside the UK now, so can someone tell me - has Vorderman had another boob job - looks like it to me?
Also you'd think ex sparrow Sqn Ldr could get something younger - although she is minted -perhaps he's tryinig to get some 'ahem' work done himself?