Best Way to Move 'Insulate Britain' Dick Heads?

[vim_fuego]

Not personally an issue for me to date but I am back on the road again these days so you never know...I might get unlucky.

So what Can you do to them if they are laid out on the road in front of you? Clearly you can't kick the feck out of them (assault etc) but what about anything else?

As the temperatures lowers into Autumn could you accidently tip cold clean water over them for example? Could you take a piss a few yards uphill of where they have glued themselves to the road? Can you manoeuvre your ass to within cm's of their face and let rip?

I'm looking for ingenuity, sneakiness and downright evil here folks...what can be done?

 

[Late & Tired]

Wait until the adhesive has set:
1. Taser the twat and watch them freak dance.
2. Wrap a chain around their waist and rip them off with a tractor.
3. Strap them to a fence or barrier with Tie-wraps (tight) and give drivers mouldy veg to throw.
You may deduce that I am not a fan of this activity being taken by so called 'Protestors', despite my belief in their right to their beliefs.

 

[rebbonk]

A dog with a full bladder might be amusing. If they've stuck themselves down they ain't going to run away whilst you're discussing things with them, are they?

 

[Oldstacker]

Use of a water pistol (or supersoaker) rather than a bucket of water to give them a good soaking - targeted in the groin area only so as to give them the appearance and consequent embarrassment of having had an 'unfortunate accident'. If the water is ice-cold then so much the better.

 

[Tin basher]

Simply place a small steel plate upwind and near to them and place a few CS tabs on the plate and using the special matches favoured by the rocks set light to the tabs. This will disperse the eco-nuts allowing the traffic to flow like tears. Sadly those glued to the road will only escape at a slower rate and be unable to stop the coughing or the copious tears. To quote the RSM in It ain't half hot mum "Oh dear, How sad, never mind".
It's a non violent, non contact way of shifting the eco loons so it's win win.

 

[Allflapnofly]

 

[busby1971]

Snow ploughs would be pretty effective

 

[Oldstacker]

Snow ploughs would be pretty effective

In a similar vein, how about reversing a gritting lorry slowly up to them. A few tons of rock salt dispensed at high speed a couple of feet from the face would be pretty unpleasant....

 

[Gonterseed]

There you have it! The brilliant suggestion of Late and Tired. Use the tractor with some chains (not shown in the picture) to remove them from the road. Hitch up the muck spreader, with some seeding muck already already in, chuck them in and drive along the nearest the verge. It wouldn't hurt them one tiny little bit, I doubt if their brains would have evolved enough to recognise pain messages from nerve ends.

 

[spanners]

If they have stuck themselves to the road, leave them there, they'll soon get cold and need the toilet, maybe add some running water sounds to speed things up, once they've soiled themselves, leave them a bit longer to stew in their own mess.

Or reverse your car to them and let the exhaust fumes get to them.

 

[fourteen2two]

Remove them from the road and handcuff,glue or ty wrap,them to lamppost,crash barrier or convenient solid object then leave them its getting colder now and wetter.

 

[Saint Greta]

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!! HOW...DARE...YOU!!!!!!!!!

These heroic people of the hard pressed middle classes HAVE to glue themselves to the ground to stop them floating away from their protest. Yet you ignorant people do not understand the gravity of the situation. Do you not understand the science? Without the gravity of the situation these heroes would simply float away because of global warming which reduces gravity and the M25 now has so little gravity it is celestially known as the London orbital.

 

[br9mp81]

those of us in advancing years may recall the deep joy of watching the exercise peace protesters getting washed away by the fire section mk 9 crash truck monlter at 14 bar iircs ame thing for real in cyprus years ago

 

[Allflapnofly]

This would be the ultimate protester shifter.....Oh Yeah....."If you can't stand the heat."......

 

[Oldstacker]

This would be the ultimate protester shifter.....Oh Yeah....."If you can't stand the heat."......

All Blacktop personnel report immediately...

 

[Barch]

November the 5th coming up soon.
Get some of the old 'Jumping Jack' fireworks and light them up adjacent to the protesters.

 

[muttywhitedog]

Time for the courts to hand out some hefty fines and/or custodial sentences that reflect the loss to the economy of these protestors.

I'm getting sick of judges dealing harshly with a troll who calls someone fat or ugly on twitter, but then goes all lenient when someone disrupts the lives of hundreds, if not thousands of people who just want to get on with their lives and contribute to the UK economy.

 

[muttywhitedog]

This will probably make these smelly feckers smell a bit nicer.

 

[Tin basher]

Eco loons are at it again today. Some kind soul played them some "soothing" bagpipe music and another caring individual sprayed some ink around, whilst a lorry driver threatened to run the f****ers over. Plod seemed slow of the mark in some of the locations yet prompt in others.

Insulate Britain cause yet more mayhem in Kent and West London

The eco zealots split their action across London today, with some sitting on the A40 road in North Acton, West London, and others on a major roundabout next to the Dartford Crossing in Kent.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Oh and using the old MRD brilliant idea!!!

 

[Rigga]

Kettle them.
Push them into a corner, place a fence around them and divert the traffic. Keep them there - give them drinks but no toilet facility make sure they are there for at least 10 hours until the rush hour is over….then arrest them….