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    Multi skillin

    I completed my MS course last May, was an easy course and got me out of the sh1th0le call Lyneham, however its the IP package that is supposed to be done soon as you return to your unit that is the bind :(. With current manpower restrictions are we honestly expected to remove a fully...
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    Officers' Forum

    My, My, six weeks away and this place goes to rack and ruin ;) . I personally do not think that it is an unreasonable request to have an Officers Forum. Additionally I do not think that it would seperate or devide the RAF Community on E-Goat as has been expressed. An Example here is the OPS Bods...
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    Well Done

    Having just returned from OP Maturin, just like to say that the Movers out there worked thier ass off to get aid out to Pakistan. Well done lads/lasses. PS. No I'm not a mover.
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    Combat Vest

    Just order an XXXXXXXXXXL, the pockets will be bigger :)
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    Combat Vest

    Having used the combat vest on numerous occasions I find it easier to fill my existing PLCE with all the kit that I need, leaving the vest virtually free of items. This way I can if need be carry all associated kit or remove it in a one'r for ease of operation - I carry secondary items within...
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    Lean at Lyneham

    .....Smell the Coffee..... .....Smell the Coffee..... Here's a litle then and now scenario for you skids, just to drag you back to reality. October 02: Work starts at 0700. I read in my diary that we have another engine change (with forsight make that 89 in total) I look at my manpower...
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    What's the future of OUR trade then?

    Off topic: The Good: Just a short note to say, this forum seems to be dealing with trade specific articles far in excess of any others. Its probably because we unenlightened are at a loss as to what you are talking about :) but glad that you peeps are finding it useful, and that you continue...
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    Walkies

    I will mostly be wearing no 5 mess dress with sqn cummabund, garnished with no expense spared patent leather shoes and a pair of pink marigold gloves. Holding a neon pink pooper scooper, got to look after these swishfukit experts. Codeword "My grannies apples taste sweeter when dipped in pot...
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    Walkies

    Bingo, Baron and I, (my chocolate labradors) Will be strolling around the Golf field at about 8 o'clockish (After cocktails and canapes) Just thought I would extend an Invitation to all police to bring thier hounds, so that the canines could catch up on hot gossip. They do need to get out more...
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    Redundancy/PVR at your Station

    Further to that The School Slot has been filled by, one of the available sootie SNCO's already!. (MT)
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    Avatar's for the Rank Conscious

    Just to please those who like to wield their rank, in and out of the RAF - Here's a supply to keep everyone in awe of your official status. Lets see how many MRAF thare are out there :)
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    No money in the MOD?

    The water situation has been like it for years. Being an inmate in the old folks home, apart from my pre chewed food my biggest gripe is that they provide me with enough HOT water (usually just below boiling point) but with no means of cooling it down.... my blood pumps quicker than the trickle...
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    Redundancy/PVR at your Station

    Hey hey, I dont have to meet the program, I just have to nod knowingly at handover! Then the dawn of realisation hits, halfway thru the night. By that time.............:) anyhooo...... I'm posted, woohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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    RAF Dunny-on-the-Wold

    Ohh yes, matron, i'm up for a bit of role play - got my Himmler Boots and can sport a half decent "Just come in my Panzer" look........ Reminds me of the POW charity splat the rat stall, Sgt Charles "Charlie" Sprogworth and I ran, in Stalleg 19 in 41. Along with Padre "Bingo" Wings...
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    RAF Cottesmore - Kart Club

    Is the kart club still running?, if so who's the contact? Ta.
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    New recruit standards

    I do believe I should have been chauferred (never mind walking/doubling), but alas the recruitment brochure was a tad misleading..... Will have to take this issue up with AVM Crotchless-Underclangers The next time I see him for a session of 18 holes of cross country arselicking with the good old...
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    Caption Competion

    Co-Pilot 300: Is he trying to rape that Cat? Pilot 300: Where the fook is that flare pistol. Co - They removed it cos the Ge's prone to play with it! Pilot: Just throw an inflight pastie at the twat, he'll never recover from that.
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    stu griffiths!!! is he gay?

    My...my... I think you have issues. Been spurned have we.....;)
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    New recruit standards

    I blame Swinderby too, it was too bloody far to walk to the train station, carrying the old 2 flt kit bag and a copy of Edith Piaf naked on the cover of her lastest album - Titled " Shit Songs for the French" - Bloody Foriegners! Political Correctness is the last refuge for...
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    Lean at Lyneham

    I personally dont think that the Station needs to get back on its feet. I do think its really need dragging into the 21st century!.. For too long Lyneham has burried its head in the sands, and refused to meet the same specifications that are required of any other camp. The introduction of...
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