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over and out
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You could do an English GCSE??DT_Xtremez_19:
Setting yourself up there RB
DT_Xtremez_30:
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gemarriott
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masturbate! Apparently it doesn't mke you blind, deaf or give you RSI and it is good for your prostate
DT_Xtremez_14:masturbate! Apparently it doesn't mke you blind, deaf or give you RSI and it is good for your prostate
Time i went ambidextrous then
DT_Xtremez_14:TrickyTree
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Learn correct radio procedure? "Over and out" doesn't make sense -
"Over" - it's your turn to speak...
"Out" - ...but I am not going to listen to you.
Other than than, Gem's idea get's my vote - you could spend the rest of your days practising the "Wall of Death" around your living room at homeDT_Xtremez_14:
"Over" - it's your turn to speak...
"Out" - ...but I am not going to listen to you.
Other than than, Gem's idea get's my vote - you could spend the rest of your days practising the "Wall of Death" around your living room at home
DT_Xtremez_14:
Norman the Storeman
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Grow a beard, your hair, sideys.
Don't polish your shoes.
Don't iron your shirts.
Drink beer at 8.00am.
Don't call anyone Sir or Maam ever again.
Take drugs.
Walk on the grass.
Don't polish your shoes.
Don't iron your shirts.
Drink beer at 8.00am.
Don't call anyone Sir or Maam ever again.
Take drugs.
Walk on the grass.
Err you been following me.
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Cram all your blue gear into a bag small enough to make sure its all creased - ready to hand in to a civvy stacker. And just walk out!
Wear your beard, loud Shirt, Shorts and Flip-Flops while clearing afterwards.
Follow the same thought pattern for each section you may have to visit for your clearance.
- and enjoy it.
Wear your beard, loud Shirt, Shorts and Flip-Flops while clearing afterwards.
Follow the same thought pattern for each section you may have to visit for your clearance.
- and enjoy it.
Rambling Sid
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You still have about a month left, so enjoy yourself to the maximum. Once you hand in the blue suit life begins to be a chore.
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Demand everything, and I mean everything that was ever invented in tools, in triplicate, that you will ever need and then do it all again, twice. $hit like that really costs out here.
If anyone ever queries it, tell them OC Eng asked you to do it. He will be so snowed under he won't know which way is up before you slip the leash.
I am not joking here. Do it. I only did it once and I have run out after 12 years.
If anyone ever queries it, tell them OC Eng asked you to do it. He will be so snowed under he won't know which way is up before you slip the leash.
I am not joking here. Do it. I only did it once and I have run out after 12 years.
I'm a liar
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Good luck for the future. How to spend your free time?
Now DON'T join an Unofficial Rumour Network and sit and throw in your two peneth worth on things you know very little about as you've been out too long.
Don't tell everyone that 'it was different in your day' because it wasn't.
Don't tell everyone on said Unofficial Rumour Network that it's harder on the outside (you aren’t getting shot at, unless you're in Scousville).
Don't accept a position of responsibility, where you can decide on allowing peoples opinions or deleting them in this supposedly freedom of speech country.
Don't correct peoples spelling. If you understand it who cares.
Don't go to a Greek Island and pretend you have done Ops as you may get beaten up by an ex Rock bar owner.
Do appreciate what you have achieved and what you have today. Life is too short.
Now DON'T join an Unofficial Rumour Network and sit and throw in your two peneth worth on things you know very little about as you've been out too long.
Don't tell everyone that 'it was different in your day' because it wasn't.
Don't tell everyone on said Unofficial Rumour Network that it's harder on the outside (you aren’t getting shot at, unless you're in Scousville).
Don't accept a position of responsibility, where you can decide on allowing peoples opinions or deleting them in this supposedly freedom of speech country.
Don't correct peoples spelling. If you understand it who cares.
Don't go to a Greek Island and pretend you have done Ops as you may get beaten up by an ex Rock bar owner.
Do appreciate what you have achieved and what you have today. Life is too short.