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Clarkson is in the sh!t!

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grumpyoldb

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Climate change protesters have dumped a pile of horse manure at the home of Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson in a protest about vehicle emissions. Six women stood by the dung in the drive of his home in Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire, with a sign that read: "This is what you're landing us in."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/oxfordshire/8261287.stm

I bet there'll be a stink about it! :pDT_Xtremez_14:
 

shiny_arse

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personally I hope that he does the stupid bitches for trespassing and littering!! Then sits outside their house at 3 am revving the cr@p out of something with a particularly noisy exhaust :pDT_Xtremez_19:
 

Weebl

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personally I hope that he does the stupid bitches for trespassing and littering!! Then sits outside their house at 3 am revving the cr@p out of something with a particularly noisy exhaust :pDT_Xtremez_19:

Knowing Clarkson he will ask to see their tits, and then find out where they live and wheelspin off their front lawns.

Fcuking silly mares.

I do however fail to see how advocating driving a lot and using petrol results in lots of horse sh1te? A possible flaw in the lezzers plan?
 
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pie sandwich

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I reckon you will end up seeing clarkson walk down the drive in a pair of tweed trousers and donkey jacket, with a wheel barrow saying thanks for this it will do my roses the world of good leading upto winter.:pDT_Xtremez_30:
 

John Lloyd

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Typical split@rse response. Bet the fekkers drive the kids to school! Top Gear and the laddish pish taking is a shining light for blokes. Anyway who gave the wimmin permission to leave the kitchen?

Jez for PM.
 
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ICATQ

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I hope they rode the horses there made them crap and then rode them back whence they came?

If they used an engined vehicle to move the stuff then that is a tad hypocrytical I feel!

I reckon he is more likely to get some effing great earth moving thing, usually seen in quarries and dump a load on their front lawn.

:pDT_Xtremez_14:
 

Scaley brat

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I hope they rode the horses there made them crap and then rode them back whence they came?

If they used an engined vehicle to move the stuff then that is a tad hypocrytical I feel!

I reckon he is more likely to get some effing great earth moving thing, usually seen in quarries and dump a load on their front lawn.

:pDT_Xtremez_14:

An excellent opener for the next Top Gear series there :pDT_Xtremez_14:

Go on Jezzer, you know you want to ::D:
 
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