Global Swine Flu Pandemic

[Talk Wrench]

From the Telegraph.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...l-swine-flu-strain-is-possible-WHO-warns.html


There's nothing like the threat of a global pandemic to take everyone's minds off the global economic crisis is there? DT_Xtremez_09:


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[FOMz]

The conspiracy theorist tells me this is yet another move by the Iluminati and the New World Order to trim down society and increase its grip on us.........

 

[Tashy_Man]

The conspiracy theorist tells me this is yet another move by the Iluminati and the New World Order to trim down society and increase its grip on us.........

As long as they've done it right this time and fine tuned it to take out the chavs and Mod's of this world...........

Crack on........................DT_Xtremez_09:

Lets see how many Mods have a sense of humour

 

[penfold93]

As long as they've done it right this time and fine tuned it to take out the chavs and Mod's of this world...........

Crack on........................DT_Xtremez_09:

Lets see how many Mods have a sense of humour

So its aimed at musical tastes, it must have been started by the Rockers, Brighton here we go again

 

[shettie]

I was a bit disturbed to day in Sainsburys Grantham - to see the local paper - http://www.thisislincolnshire.co.uk...u-pandemic/article-935704-detail/article.html Pictures of guys in hazmat suits - and a quite inflammatory bit about the flu "pandemic"... Then I got home and saw the news - and heard the the WHO were having an emergency meeting...

FFS - have none of these people EVER had man-flu??? All the same - spooky that the flu hits Mexico - and Lincolnshire is prepared to start preparing mass graves...

 

[Talk Wrench]

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FFS - have none of these people EVER had man-flu???

There was lots of hype about bird flu if you remember.

It didn't kill my bird off and I'm well p1ssed off because her insurance would have paid a nice wedge out.


And Man flu is ten times worse than bird flu. As you well know!



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[gemarriott]

As long as they've done it right this time and fine tuned it to take out the chavs and Mod's of this world...........

Crack on........................DT_Xtremez_09:

Lets see how many Mods have a sense of humour

Yeah the noise them fcuking Vespas makes is fcuking annoying! Whine whine fcuking whine, just like a fcuking woman 21 days into the month!

 

[John Lloyd]

Quick! buy bacon.

Snotty pig shortage on the way.

 

[techie_tubby]

Linky

Oh dear.....my misses will be whinging about her tickly throat now!!

 

[Talk Wrench]

Quick! buy bacon.

Snotty pig shortage on the way.

I divorced the snotty pig wraf years ago, so I hope I am now immune to the pig virus.


JL, do you find it bizarre that we suddenly have a crazy virus which will kill us all at the same time as a sh1tty budget?


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[R_Squared]

Surely you just have to avoid licking any pigs?

Oh Cr@p, just remembered there's a fcuk off great pig farm on the other side of the airfield, we're all doomed!

 

[Biggsoir]

Holy sh1t! In a country of 110,000,000 people 60 have died.... with those sort of terrifying statistics we are all fooked, best get me a hazmat suit..... oh crap I just sneezed. We're all doomed!

 

[Talk Wrench]

It's a conspiracy, I think. DT_Xtremez_34:



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[Rich_P]

The daft thing is, is how we're treating it like it's the end of the world. Yet of all the cases that have been found in the USA since the outbreak, they have all been cured!

More than likely the deaths in Mexico might have something to do with their healthcare.

Also read elsewhere that they've found that the flu virus is weak against oseltamivir and zanamivir.

I guess it must have been a slow few days in the news, there's only so much that you can repeat about the economy woes isn't there? DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[John Lloyd]

I divorced the snotty pig wraf years ago, so I hope I am now immune to the pig virus.


JL, do you find it bizarre that we suddenly have a crazy virus which will kill us all at the same time as a sh1tty budget?


TW

Millenium bug, Bird flu, Anthrax, Swine flu, and the best of all 'Foot and mouth'

All figments of the media, except Foot and mouth which was an organised cull to meet EU targets.

I trust nothing they tell me.

Particularly when they have screwed up the economy so royally.

 

[Tin basher]

Well you should know the best cure for her sore throat.!!!!!!!!

 

[gemarriott]

Well you should know the best cure for her sore throat.!!!!!!!!

is it be-heading with a pen knife?

 

[techie_tubby]

Well you should know the best cure for her sore throat.!!!!!!!!

Oh don't worry, i've been prescribing her 3 a day for a week pmsl!!! DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[Chaka]

Pig flu

Pig flu

Will it mean the end of the RAF Police then?

They must be the first to be culled!DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[4mastacker]

No doubt our politicians will exempt themselves from the effects of this flu even though they're at the top of the food-chain for snout-in-the-trough swine!