Don't chop back those hedges.....

[Talk Wrench]

Unbefcukinlievable.


Beware all those who enjoy a tidy undercroft, a council has been branded discriminatory for cutting back some bushes.

Because the local gays in the village think that the thicket belongs to them.



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...from-gay-sex-spot-branded-discriminatory.html



TW

 

[The Loan Ranger]

Just about tops the table in the most stupidist claims ever. the gays don't want the bushes cut back so they can carry on committing an illegal act in a public place.....


You couldn't make it up, as they say...

 

[Martin Blank]

What is the world coming to?
"you cant chop it down cause we use it for ILLEGAL sex acts"
ffs did you read the bit about the firemen being reprimanded, i think there should be an "accidental" brush fire to clear the land hopefully while some of the whingeing cnuts are in it.

ps this is not a rant against gays lesbians or whatever
if its f#cking illegal for me to do it with the missus out doors its the same for you so wind it in.

 

[pie sandwich]

Has it ever occured to the council that what these blokes do in a public area is illegal and an arrestable offence. If I was giving some bird a bit of bum love I would be knicked, so WHY should poofs be any different.

It is NOT thier land so feck'em, it is for the use of everybody not just a bunch of bandits for casual sex.

 

[Skeedledee]

JESUS H CHRIST ON A FOOKING BIKE!

What next? Will we have to becareful as not to wander into that area incase we interrupt them reaming out each others bumholes and thereby infringing on their basic human right to commit illegal acts just because they gay!

Rant over........and out

 

[Moz_Magister]

Is there going to be a war between the rainbow people and the wildlife fund about what gets to have sex in the bushes?

Maybe the local bobbies could escort the gays to the nearest B&B and educate them in the use of beds and doors; either that or open it up to everyone and let's see more people doing it in parks, roundabouts, kids playgrounds etc.

equality for the straights, that's all that's I'm saying (some of my best friends are straight)::

 

[Ex-Bay]

Issue some Agent Orange to the local Fire Brigade and let nature take its course. . . . . . . .

Or, on the other hand, tell the tw*ts that "doing the gardens" comes first (how about issuing the necessary kit to a load of anti-gay types and let them do it).

You can have all manner of fun with this one. . . .

DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[billy bollox]

Issue some Agent Orange to the local Fire Brigade and let nature take its course. . . . . . . .

Or, on the other hand, tell the tw*ts that "doing the gardens" comes first (how about issuing the necessary kit to a load of anti-gay types and let them do it).

You can have all manner of fun with this one. . . .

DT_Xtremez_31:

Suppose unintentional but...

Fire brigade!!!!.......Bloke holding hoses!!

"Doing the gardens"...up-hill gardeners!!!

Getting late now

 

[PTR Hoar]

To echo everyone else why the hell should this even be concidered a viable excuse not to cut it down?? I'm sick of this PC mad country. What next we arent allowed to revitalise an area of a town because the druggies wont have a place to inject themselves in peace......ffs........
DT_Xtremez_44:

 

[185]

the yanks found napam/agent orange were good gardening tools got rid off all the weeds

 

[Tashy_Man]

1st April ruined ?

1st April ruined ?

What gonna happen when all the "silly" stories come out on 1st April ? EVERYONE will think they are true because of all this sh1te.....

Unbelievable !!!!!

Crack on...................DT_Xtremez_09:

 

[theladf]

Thanks Talk Wrench, Bristol Council Rainbow Group duly noted, wankers

 

[4mastacker]

I was going suggest the the council take a threshing machine to sort out the undergrowth.... but the turd burglars would claim discrimation in favour of the S-M brigade.