I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut
right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on
to the shoulder. This evidently ****ed the driver off, enough that
he hung out his window and flipped the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself I ALWAYS smile
nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic and here's why.
I drive 38 miles each way every day to work, that's 76 miles. Of
these, 16 each way, is bumper-to-bumper, most of the bumper-to-
bumper is on 8 lane highway. So if you just look at the 7 lanes I
am not in, that means I pass something like a new car every 40
feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That
works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though
the rest of the 34 miles is not bumper to bumper. I figure I pass
at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something
like 36,000 cars I pass every day.
Statistically half of these are driven by females; that's 18,000.
In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the worst day of
their period.
That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love
life as dissatisfying or unrewarding, that's 449, according to the
National Institutes of Health 22% of all females have seriously
considered suicide or homicide, that's 98, and 34% describe men as
their biggest problem, that's 33. According to the National Rifle
Association 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is
increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at
least one female that, has a lousy love life, thinks men are her
biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide,
is having the worst day of her period, and is armed.
No matter what she does in traffic, I wouldn't DREAM of
flipping her off!
right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on
to the shoulder. This evidently ****ed the driver off, enough that
he hung out his window and flipped the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself I ALWAYS smile
nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic and here's why.
I drive 38 miles each way every day to work, that's 76 miles. Of
these, 16 each way, is bumper-to-bumper, most of the bumper-to-
bumper is on 8 lane highway. So if you just look at the 7 lanes I
am not in, that means I pass something like a new car every 40
feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That
works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though
the rest of the 34 miles is not bumper to bumper. I figure I pass
at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something
like 36,000 cars I pass every day.
Statistically half of these are driven by females; that's 18,000.
In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the worst day of
their period.
That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love
life as dissatisfying or unrewarding, that's 449, according to the
National Institutes of Health 22% of all females have seriously
considered suicide or homicide, that's 98, and 34% describe men as
their biggest problem, that's 33. According to the National Rifle
Association 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is
increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at
least one female that, has a lousy love life, thinks men are her
biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide,
is having the worst day of her period, and is armed.
No matter what she does in traffic, I wouldn't DREAM of
flipping her off!