Sleaford Sky News Election page hacked Twitter posts. MUST SEE!!

[fatbaldchief]

http://constituency.sky.com/page/sleaford--north-hykeham


Follow the link for the Sky News constituency page for Sleaford.

Read the (must be!) hacked Twitter posts wrt Promotional Condoms they are superb!!DT_Xtremez_30:DT_Xtremez_35:

 

[I Look Like Kevin Costner]

http://constituency.sky.com/page/sleaford--north-hykeham


Follow the link for the Sky News constituency page for Sleaford.

Read the (must be!) hacked Twitter posts wrt Promotional Condoms they are superb!!DT_Xtremez_30:DT_Xtremez_35:

Funny that..DT_Xtremez_30:

Wonder if Sky will spot it soon!

 

[R_Squared]

Just in case they do....

Candidates' Tweets

Twitter

1. My campaign manager's gone into hiding. If anyone's seen him, please let me know. He's about 5'11" and looks like a good for nothing cnut.
   - votenormington 1 day ago
2. Have had to suspend the "Ask James" section of the campaign website as people are asking if I'll pay child support.
   - votenormington 1 day ago
3. Things are getting out of hand, there's an anti-Normington condom Facebook group and the blogosphere just went into meltdown on the topic.
   - votenormington 1 day ago
4. Am furiously hitting redial, trying to get hold of my campaign manager to establish where he procured the promotional prophylactics from.
   - votenormington 1 day ago
5. ... pregnancies and equally unwanted STDs.
   - votenormington 1 day ago
6. ... don't bear the kite mark, are past their expiry date and have broken during the heat of the moment resulting in a spate of unwanted...
   - votenormington 1 day ago
7. Balls almighty. Word on the street is that there are SERIOUS concerns over the quality of Normington-branded condoms. Apparently they...
   - votenormington 1 day ago
8. Sleaford Gazette: "Normington's condom stunt brings a new meaning to the term 'dirty politics'".
   - votenormington 2 days ago
9. All promotional condoms have been dispensed! Local press is not entirely complimentary about the whole escapade, however.
   - votenormington 2 days ago
10. ...next five weeks. She responds, bemused: "But Mr Normington, you haven't got any clients, there's nothing to cancel". Tough times, people.
    - votenormington 3 days ago
11. Finally, election day is announced! 6th May 2010. I call my secretary and instruct her to clear my diary and cancel everything for the...
    - votenormington 4 days ago
12. ... penetrate a loved one will be my grinning face and a friendly reminder to vote Labour. Whitehall here I come!
    - votenormington 5 days ago
13. 85% of Normington-branded condoms have been distributed! The last thing the people of Sleaford and North Hykeham will see before they...
    - votenormington 5 days ago
14. White supremacist leader Eugene Terreblanche hacked to death by black farm-hands in wage dispute!
    - votenormington 6 days ago