Santa's best and worst

[Tin basher]

So what was the best thing or worst thing Santa brought you this year?

Best thing a very nice bottle of vintage port to be savoured over the cold winter evenings.
Worst/funniest a 1.8Kg tin if Spam. Seemingly it's the largest can of Spam they make containing nearly 4lbs of Spam and with a use by date of December 2018.

Spam Chilli, Spam fritters, Spam sarnies, curried Spam or as Monty Python would say spam, spam, spam egg & spam.DT_Xtremez_34:

 

[Late & Tired]

So what was the best thing or worst thing Santa brought you this year?

Best thing a very nice bottle of vintage port to be savoured over the cold winter evenings.
Worst/funniest a 1.8Kg tin if Spam. Seemingly it's the largest can of Spam they make containing nearly 4lbs of Spam and with a use by date of December 2018.

Spam Chilli, Spam fritters, Spam sarnies, curried Spam or as Monty Python would say spam, spam, spam egg & spam.DT_Xtremez_34:

How about Spam biscuits, which you can dunk in your Port...?
A little bit of social etiquette.

 

[Oldstacker]

I know someone who bought his fiancee a 4.5Li bottle of Heinz tomato ketchup - fair do's though, she thought it was funny and does put the stuff on just about everything

 

[O Rly!]

How about Spam biscuits, which you can dunk in your Port...?
A little bit of social etiquette.

You Sir, deserve to be flogged for such a suggestion!

 

[Gonterseed]

One of my inner circle of mates once bought his ex-wife a Philips ironing centre. It was about 20 years ago and to be fair, he paid £270, which was £220 more than I paid for a jewel of some sort for Mrs Seed.

Am I the lucky one given that I'm still with Mrs Seed in some god forsaken hole in deepest darkest Essex and he's a single bloke running a diving school in Antigua....?

 

[Barch]

Best was a crate of this stuff ...

 

[needsabiggerfuse]

I haven't tried this ... yet.

 

[gray]

Blow up Jesus anyone ? :nightmare::nightmare: