RAF Pilots Suicide Missions

[Get Tae]

Sky news today is reporting that an AVM has stated something along the lines that RAF pilots should conduct suicide missions to protect against terrorist missions.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,15410-1258815,00.html

Apparently he then put a pair of pants on his head, shoved two pensils up his nose and shouted 'Baaaaaaaahhhhhh' out loud.

I thought the 1st of April had passed, he must be having a laugh!!

 

[vim_fuego]

I think the story may have been born out of this thread:

http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?t=269938

 

[roverboy]

It's in The Sun as well, but what he actually said was that he expected his pilots to do whatever is necessary, even if it meant crashing an aircraft into the ground in a last ditch attempt to stop the enemy (if it came to it)

 

[mad_collie]

Maybe this is an effort to increase the amount of ethnic minorities that we recruit.

Watch out for an influx of Muslims and Japanese at the AFCOs. DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[FOMz]

It must have been a slow military story day the the Journo scum, so they've resorted to trawling the message boards for a tit bit.

Here's a story for you. you bunch of c0ck monkeys:

Special Forces aircraft technicians parachute into hostile terrain with claymores and spanners strapped to their heads to destroy the latest Al Quaeda pilot- less plane before its used on a suicide mission against abunch of fcuking wasters in who work in Wapping.

You lot are a bunch of cnuts.

 

[mad_collie]

Would you like some tweezers Fomz?

You must have some splinters after sitting on that fence.

 

[wolfy]

According to the radio this morning, an MoD spokesmen stated that the AVM was posing hypothetical questions!!!!!!

 

[pie sandwich]

Well look on the bright side it will thin out the number of officers we have, without having to pay them huge amounts of cash to stay in the mob.

Also he said

"These are decisions which, however unlikely and dreadful, service people may have to make and it is one of many reasons why the British people hold them in such high esteem."

I would like to meet these people who hold us in such high esteem, the vast majority of people dont even know what the RAF is, let alone what we do

 

[Olovv]

Well look on the bright side it will thin out the number of officers we have, without having to pay them huge amounts of cash to stay in the mob.

Or large pensions

 

[roverboy]

And it'll save having to see the f@ckers in, A/F and then fix the heap of ****. They won't even have to keep a secret log of snags that they want to handbag until Friday afternoon.

 

[lisab]

Couldnt resist seeing what Arrse made of it!!!
http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/index.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=62408#1189822

 

[8:15fromOdium]

Special Forces aircraft technicians parachute into hostile terrain with claymores and spanners strapped to their heads to destroy the latest Al Quaeda pilot- less plane before its used on a suicide mission against abunch of fcuking wasters in who work in Wapping.

For Christ's sake Fomz - Beadwindow !!!!!!!!!

 

[Goatherdingsplitter]

Its one hell of an expensive way to get the RAF down to 41000!!DT_Xtremez_35:

 

[fatbaldchief]

Right you orrible lot, all of you, this afternoon, down clothing stores to collect your white headbands with the Red Rising sun in the middle and then to the Tech Library to get your copy of 'Stuka Servicing for Novices'.

A whole afternoon of suicide missions should deplete the fleet to BBMF alone !!

Then an early stack!!

Liney's all around the world doing the divebomb dance instead of the fog dance

DT_Xtremez_35:

 

[cyder]

Its one hell of an expensive way to get the RAF down to 41000!!DT_Xtremez_35:

Looking at the PVR rate its going to be a lot less than 41,000.

Days to do

 

[squipper]

All well and good if he is a member of the fast jet world, how many of the transport/truckie fleet would go along with this new initiative???? Hopefully not the one taking me on det!!!!!!

 

[T55]

Crack on, but how does this affect their retention bonus?

Incidentally, there are now more air cadets than regular RAF personnel.

 

[cyder]

Army officers stand on the hill top and send the erk's to war.

Navy we all get in a tin bath and sail to war.

Air Force the erk's wave the officers off to war.

Thats why I joined the Airfarce.

As for crashing into the target If only we had spare jets to do it with, mmmmmmm me thinks self preservation is stronger than any order.

 

[Realist78]

Looking at the PVR rate its going to be a lot less than 41,000.

Days to do

The silence from the airships on this one is deafening. That bucket of sand must be deep!DT_Xtremez_03:

 

[DrunkenMonki]

Whats the PVR rate like at the moment? No idea where to look to find out.

As for suicide missions, can we not get Steven Seagal to sit in the Toncas Nav seat, fly underneath the offending aircraft, then fire him at it to save them all? Or just put Mr B-Liar in the seat and fire him AT the jet.