Putin's special briefcase

[Oldstacker]

I'll just post this here...

Putin's guards 'collect his poo on trips abroad and take it back to Russia'

The grim task is allegedly done to ensure foreign powers can't get their hands on information about his health.

metro.co.uk

The pleasures of being in the close protection business

 

[Rugby-Jock-Lad]

Bit of a 5h1t story really.... [PUN INTENDED]

 

[Tin basher]

Anything to keep the coppers from poking around in his business

 

[busby1971]

Must be bad after a fortnights holiday somewhere

 

[vim_fuego]

Someone once did a retaliatory dump in my lunch bag....

Bit of bleach and it was good as new...much to their annoyance.