old sayings and stuff

[O Rly!]

"Paper bag!" (Bonking a very ugly lady - bag to be worn over her head.)

Further to the above:

"Double-bagger" (used in reference to the extremely ugly bint when needing a bag on your head too, just in case hers fell off).

 

[propersplitbrainme]

"That grips my sh*t". Oft quoted when annoyed at something.

When I first heard this in the crewroom many years back it was uttered as 'that grits my sh1t". I went huh, whats that mean and was told its obvious, if there's grit in your sh1t its going to be a real pain when it comes out. Made sense to me.
Don't quite get how its morphed into 'grips'.

 

[Gord]

"You don't look at the mantlepiece when you poke the fire." (Bonking an ugly lady) But you can't help watching the clock
"Paper bag!" (Bonking a very ugly lady - bag to be worn over her head.) Two bagger, in case the first one rips,. Three bagger, the third being over your own head, cos they just don't make paper bags like they used to.
"There's many a good tune played on an old fiddle." (Bonking a lady 20 years your senior.)
"Never sh!t on your own doorstep." (Bonking your sister-in-law.)
"My name's Smith from London, look me up in the phone book." (Having had your Wicked Way with an innocent country girl.)
"I'm pregnant, what steps are you going to take?" - "Bloody great ones!"

On the back of an envelope from some lass you met whilst on leave,CHIP (Come Home I'm Pregnant) on the returned addresss unknown envelope FISH (F*ck I'm Staying Here.):biggrin:

 

[Flybynight]

On the back of an envelope from some lass you met whilst on leave,CHIP (Come Home I'm Pregnant) on the returned addresss unknown envelope FISH (F*ck I'm Staying Here.):biggrin:

On the back of any envelope. SWALP.

 

[Gord]

On the back of any envelope. SWALP.

Not heard of SWALP, SWALK yes but I've not heard of the first one unless it means "sealed with a leaky pr!ck." :biggrin:

 

[Pikeman]

Always lead to belief it was FUBAR, F***ed Up Beyond All Reccognision.

EARTH - Nickname = No potentail
SNAFU - Situation Normal All F***ed Up

 

[Flybynight]

Not heard of SWALP, SWALK yes but I've not heard of the first one unless it means "sealed with a leaky pr!ck." :biggrin:

It's SWALK with a p instead of a k, i.e. "sealed with a loving p!ss". But yours is good. :single_eye:

 

[Bannock]

"A hangover that would kill a civvie"

A PTI once stated that "you will know tommorow if you worked hard at todays circuits- you should be stiffer than a rent boys C@ck"

 

[Obi Wan]

FLUB used to describe one particular person on 54 Sqn (Fat Lazy Useless Barsteward)

 

[justintime129]

FRISP f@@king repulsive Scottish pig

 

[Stevienics]

"THROMB" (abv,n) Thrombosis.

Meaning: A slow moving clot.

 

[Allflapnofly]

Niff Naff an' Triv......

 

[Spearmint]

Thrush....

Irritating C*nt!

 

[Rocket_Ronster]

Exocet...

...you can see him coming (sqn dimwit) but theres fcuk-all you can do about it.

 

[Harry B'Stard]

Calling someone 8 gauge... as in 8 'Standard Wire Gauge' as a measurement of the thickness of a sheet of metal... 8 gauge metal being 'thick as fook and hard to work with'!

Calling someone 'MAC'... as in Man's a Canute!

On a fizzer... as in being charged.

HTB

PS

I always thought a 'triple bagger' was "One for her head, one for yours in case hers falls off... and one for your dog, so he doesn't lose faith in you"

 

[Flybynight]

Speedy - a very slow LAC.

Honker - one who can't hold his drink.

Battleships - bits of stalk floating in RAF tea.

 

[Spearmint]

Aquafresh

A name 'gifted' to a sh1t sergeant, aka a tube with 3 stripes.