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How do you know when a contractor has been to your house to repair it ??
Easy
You can see the hoof prints on your lawn After all they are all Cowboys!!!!!
No...They sit outside your house watching for that 5 minute window where you simply must nip out for something you couldn't do without e.g. baby milk then they leap out of their van and pop a 'We're sorry we missed you' card through your door and f*ck off back to the pub...