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If you have not heard this story before, please press on with it; I hope it is worthwhile. It is all true, or at least as true as my poor alcohol addled mind remembers it…
Have you ever been terrified? Truly terrified? Not the, “Yes Boss, it was me, I shagged your missus” scared. Not even merely frightened because you have just called your current squeeze by her sisters name, (That happened once, my God I ran quickly that night…I might tell all another time.) but the gut wrenching terror of completely and utterly not knowing what to do? Of being so scared of the future that you just cannot function.
Little POB and I were lying in bed reminiscing about the weekend’s activities in general, and specifically about something that the young lady had said. “You said you were different P, and you are…now that is weird!” I was not exactly sure what she meant at the time and was busy trying to work out what she was on about. The obvious was that she was overawed by my sexual prowess, that she had never been treated in such a manly fashion before. That little POB and I had taken her to heaven and back in such a mind-blowing fashion that she was going to be forever grateful, and tell all of her hottie mates how good I was. If I was lucky she may even tell them that even though I refered to him as "Little" POB, he was not that little. Then I found it, and realised exactly what she meant…
I was suddenly the proud possessor of three balls! I was also mortified. Terrified. Sweating and hot, with not a rubber gimp mask in sight and shaking like a fat birds arse in the NAAFI Bop. And I knew that it was serious. I just knew. Fnck! I checked and checked, but even though I was still suffering from the booze of the night before, I could count to three, and work out that something was wrong…Fnck! Fnck! Fnck! Sh!t, Sh!t, Sh!t.
There was only one thing for it…I would have to go out and get completely wonkered…Nothing else would do, and there was no way I was going to tell anyone was there? I mean, it would go away wouldn’t it? After the most unsuccessful night ever in the bar, where I failed to get off with the lucky young lady of my dreams, and my fnck buddy had other plans, (doing her hair or something – bitch, little POB and I needed some consoling, in a kind and sexual way, with lots of mouth to c0ck resuscitation). I also completely failed to get drunk. I went the next morning to the Docs to see what could be done…
Have you ever been terrified? Truly terrified? Not the, “Yes Boss, it was me, I shagged your missus” scared. Not even merely frightened because you have just called your current squeeze by her sisters name, (That happened once, my God I ran quickly that night…I might tell all another time.) but the gut wrenching terror of completely and utterly not knowing what to do? Of being so scared of the future that you just cannot function.
Little POB and I were lying in bed reminiscing about the weekend’s activities in general, and specifically about something that the young lady had said. “You said you were different P, and you are…now that is weird!” I was not exactly sure what she meant at the time and was busy trying to work out what she was on about. The obvious was that she was overawed by my sexual prowess, that she had never been treated in such a manly fashion before. That little POB and I had taken her to heaven and back in such a mind-blowing fashion that she was going to be forever grateful, and tell all of her hottie mates how good I was. If I was lucky she may even tell them that even though I refered to him as "Little" POB, he was not that little. Then I found it, and realised exactly what she meant…
I was suddenly the proud possessor of three balls! I was also mortified. Terrified. Sweating and hot, with not a rubber gimp mask in sight and shaking like a fat birds arse in the NAAFI Bop. And I knew that it was serious. I just knew. Fnck! I checked and checked, but even though I was still suffering from the booze of the night before, I could count to three, and work out that something was wrong…Fnck! Fnck! Fnck! Sh!t, Sh!t, Sh!t.
There was only one thing for it…I would have to go out and get completely wonkered…Nothing else would do, and there was no way I was going to tell anyone was there? I mean, it would go away wouldn’t it? After the most unsuccessful night ever in the bar, where I failed to get off with the lucky young lady of my dreams, and my fnck buddy had other plans, (doing her hair or something – bitch, little POB and I needed some consoling, in a kind and sexual way, with lots of mouth to c0ck resuscitation). I also completely failed to get drunk. I went the next morning to the Docs to see what could be done…