Lean, well, what can I say?
I could start with a predictable quip about what I do when leaving the Mess after happy hour…
…or I could give you a few top tips on understanding our modern (corporately styled) RAF and the jargon associated with it. Read on (and weep).
Acquisition
Demonstration of the corporate food chain, whereby larger eats smaller and then excretes all non-essential nutrients.
Action Item
Something which needs to be either done or at least placed in a list of things in need of doing. This is probably the most annoying corporate term that there is.
Challenge
A big problem that nobody in the organisation knows how to fix. A challenge may very well lead to the demise of said organisation. If your organisation spends much time talking about challenges, it may be time to look for a new job.
Corporate
The group of people in an organisation that make the important decisions and all of the money. You are probably not a member of this group.
Corporate Vision
The list of things that the organisation would like to provide and accomplish. Most are more like hallucinations than visions.
Diversity awareness/training
The classes that are taken in order to limit legal liability when a racial discrimination or sexual harassment complaint has been filed.
Key Enabler
The person that will get all of the credit on a project.
Next steps
Next steps are where you go from here and can refer to a project or a process. It is difficult to ever complete these steps due to the number of meetings scheduled to determine what the next steps are.
Restructuring
Poor choices have been made and the organisation needs to start again from scratch. Will include massive layoffs and double the workload for those that remain. Upper management will all receive raises.
Team
This term refers to a group of people that work together. The team is strongest when composed of "Yes" men and women.
So that's sorted that out then.
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