Jihad completed

[Allah]

O Seekers after Daylight, thou hast succeeded in talking to each other. Truly, my magnificence is a wonder to behold. Go on, my verminous followers, continue to emerge from the dankness of your existence and interact socially with other, perhaps have a beer or two, no, half a mo, scrub that, have a lemonade, join a social club, converse freely my Beloved Ones for this is your forum.
So it is written, so shall it come to pass
I shall move on in my triumph vroom vroom
Farewell Godless ones, you are all welcome in Paradise - some of you sooner than you think

 

[shettie]

bollocks!DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[morleyswanton]

O Seekers after Daylight, thou hast succeeded in talking to each other. Truly, my magnificence is a wonder to behold. Go on, my verminous followers, continue to emerge from the dankness of your existence and interact socially with other, perhaps have a beer or two, no, half a mo, scrub that, have a lemonade, join a social club, converse freely my Beloved Ones for this is your forum.
So it is written, so shall it come to pass
I shall move on in my triumph vroom vroom
Farewell Godless ones, you are all welcome in Paradise - some of you sooner than you think

Allah: Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.

 

[Chaka]

O Seekers after Daylight, thou hast succeeded in talking to each other. Truly, my magnificence is a wonder to behold. Go on, my verminous followers, continue to emerge from the dankness of your existence and interact socially with other, perhaps have a beer or two, no, half a mo, scrub that, have a lemonade, join a social club, converse freely my Beloved Ones for this is your forum.
So it is written, so shall it come to pass
I shall move on in my triumph vroom vroom
Farewell Godless ones, you are all welcome in Paradise - some of you sooner than you think

For fooks sake you ****** , pull the detonator in your rucksack and go and meet the real Allah!

 

[mad_collie]

O Seekers after Daylight, thou hast succeeded in talking to each other. Truly, my magnificence is a wonder to behold. Go on, my verminous followers, continue to emerge from the dankness of your existence and interact socially with other, perhaps have a beer or two, no, half a mo, scrub that, have a lemonade, join a social club, converse freely my Beloved Ones for this is your forum.
So it is written, so shall it come to pass
I shall move on in my triumph vroom vroom
Farewell Godless ones, you are all welcome in Paradise - some of you sooner than you think

Yet another example of why a brother and sister should not sleep together.