HMM Would you?

[Olovv]

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Well would you give Mrs Mills McCartney a portion?

 

[Mrs_Monobrow]

I think the option of yes, shes loaded needs to be changed to not until she is loaded!

If reports are to be believed, she doesnt have that much cash but she will once the divorce comes through!!!!

 

[mightyhunter]

i would give her a darn good planeing... her leg that is!!

 

[Olovv]

I think the option of yes, shes loaded needs to be changed to not until she is loaded!

If reports are to be believed, she doesnt have that much cash but she will once the divorce comes through!!!!

Get in there early then

 

[mad_collie]

I think the option of yes, shes loaded needs to be changed to not until she is loaded!

If reports are to be believed, she doesnt have that much cash but she will once the divorce comes through!!!!

Does mono know about these tendencies, MrsM?

 

[roverboy]

Definately. I heard on the radio that her divorce settlement equates to £631 for every hour that she was married to Paul. Which is a lot less than the £2000 per hour that she charged in her previous occupation.

 

[rodger-dodger]

Hmm

Hmm

I have already, funny story with it, after i had chatted her up and got her back to my gaff, we got down to the nitty gritty, Heather asked me if the light could be switched off, as a sensitive man i agreed as i thought the embarrasment of only having one leg was too much for her to bare, whilst the fore-play was raging I was groping around under the sheets when i noticed i couldn't feel her leg. Heather i asked, where is your leg, Oh she replied it's on the side board, Feck me said I, theres no need to open em that wide. Boom Boom thank you very, much i'm here all week.DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[Mrs_Monobrow]

Does mono know about these tendencies, MrsM?

Oh yes! He knows DT_Xtremez_15:

And mono wouldnt do her, he likes his ladies natural!

LOL DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[wgaf]

Stupid question really:
1. She's going to be wealthy.
2. She's famous (rightly or wrongly)
3. The novelty factor, think about the crewroom chat the next day
Paul:" So John what did you do last night?"
John:" Went for a couple of pints and a game of snooker. What about yourself?"
Paul:" I fncked a fit, famous bird with one leg"
John:" Ferk me, nice one mate!"

Crewroom kudos for ever more!DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[FOMz]

I would, but I'd class it as a Hate Fcuk.

 

[Scaley brat]

Stupid question really:
1. She's going to be wealthy.
2. She's famous (rightly or wrongly)
3. The novelty factor, think about the crewroom chat the next day
Paul:" So John what did you do last night?"
John:" Went for a couple of pints and a game of snooker. What about yourself?"
Paul:" I fncked a fit, famous bird with one leg"
John:" Ferk me, nice one mate!"

Crewroom kudos for ever more!DT_Xtremez_14:

I have to agree with wgaf for all the same reasons plus how many people get to do a Clapton ! DT_Xtremez_30:

Only joking Sir Paul, you can put the gun down now ! DT_Xtremez_35:

 

[TrenchardsLoveSock]

I have to agree with wgaf for all the same reasons plus how many people get to a Clapton ! DT_Xtremez_30:

Only joking Sir Paul, you can put the gun down now ! DT_Xtremez_35:

Sorry, but could you explain that for the hard-of-thinking please

 

[rodger-dodger]

Ya For sure

Ya For sure

Sorry, but could you explain that for the hard-of-thinking please

"Ditto" DT_Xtremez_03: oh my god i used an americanism and now i can't think of the english word that means the same thing. DT_Xtremez_08: ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Pan Warrior]

Oh yes

Oh yes

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his
wife Heather Mills- McCartney.

Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has
been my crutch for so long!!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have
no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped"

She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as civil
as possible.

"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she
will need all the support she can get its not like its easy to walk out
on a relationship like this"

It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the
marriage, Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing
a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and
subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement hasn't been signed it
is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on

Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have
been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get
her leg over".

Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the
cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said "he would get
home at night and find her legless"

Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present
that Paul had got prior to the wedding; he gave her a new prosthetic leg
for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was a
plane but then he gave her a Lady shave for the other leg.


I'm with wgaf on this one the line credits you could amass, but if that failed id do it for a shiney liney £.DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[Scaley brat]

Sorry, but could you explain that for the hard-of-thinking please

Does the name Patty Harrison mean anything to you ? DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[True Blue Jack]

Does the name Patty Harrison mean anything to you ? DT_Xtremez_15:

Are you going to write a song about Heather, then? Should be fun.

 

[Scaley brat]

Are you going to write a song about Heather, then? Should be fun.

I'm still wetting myself after Pan Warriors offering DT_Xtremez_14:
But how does this grab you ?
To the tune of Layla... for those of you who can remember it !

What'll you do when you get horny
And nobody's lying by your side?
You've been limping and robbing much too long.
You know it's just gold digger pride.

Heather, you've got me on my knee.
Heather, I'll be begging, darling please.
Heather, bitch queen won't you ease my worried mind.

I tried to give you a black and decker
When your old plane let you down.
Like a tool, I fell in love with you,
Turned my whole world upside down.

Heather, you've got me on my knee.
Heather, I'll be begging, darling please.
Heather, fcukface won't you ease my worried mind.

Let's make the best of the situation
Before I finally go insane.
Please don't say you'll never go away
And tell me all my love's in vain.

Heather, you've got me on my knee.
Heather, I'll be begging, darling please.
Stumpy won't you ease my worried mind.
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[Mrs_Monobrow]

Just after they announced their split, a series of jokes got emailed very similar to what Pan Warrior posted. The best one i heard though was.....


At a recent press conference one journolist stood up and said
''Sir paul, Will you ever go down on one knee again?''

Sir Paul's reply ''Please dont call Heather that!''

DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[vim_fuego]

I would milk her dry right after she'd done the same to me...DT_Xtremez_17:

 

[Tumtetumtetum]

I would 'do' her as long as she shaved her legs.

Looks like I could get a nasty splinter from that!!!!!