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arsolamio
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Right that Huge Large One (I bet thats his fat techie belly) started me off on this one.
I've been tracking down my missing dad for years and it turns out he owes my mummy sh1tloads of cash in maintenance and she can really do with the money now she's too old to get in the NAAFI Bop and sell Blowjobs.
Anyway she told me he was a ginger rockape with a massive c0ck and so I joined the RAF to find him. My investigations led me to Lossiemouth were I thought I had found him 'cos everyone said that biggest ginger c0ck rockape they knew was a bloke at the Reggie Section at Lossiemouth.
When I got there I found him but he wasn't big he was a little ginger c0ck and he said he wasn't my dad. His name is Kevin and he is also known as Penguins Suck. He is a right pr1ck too. Anyway my dad must be a ginger 'cos I'm a ginger and my mums not. So I want you girls to help me 'cos if my dad is a ginger with a massive c0ck who is the biggest ginger c0ck you ever knew?
PS my real name isn't arseolemio its *********
I've been tracking down my missing dad for years and it turns out he owes my mummy sh1tloads of cash in maintenance and she can really do with the money now she's too old to get in the NAAFI Bop and sell Blowjobs.
Anyway she told me he was a ginger rockape with a massive c0ck and so I joined the RAF to find him. My investigations led me to Lossiemouth were I thought I had found him 'cos everyone said that biggest ginger c0ck rockape they knew was a bloke at the Reggie Section at Lossiemouth.
When I got there I found him but he wasn't big he was a little ginger c0ck and he said he wasn't my dad. His name is Kevin and he is also known as Penguins Suck. He is a right pr1ck too. Anyway my dad must be a ginger 'cos I'm a ginger and my mums not. So I want you girls to help me 'cos if my dad is a ginger with a massive c0ck who is the biggest ginger c0ck you ever knew?
PS my real name isn't arseolemio its *********