Gwar bloke you shouldn't

[arsolamio]

Right that Huge Large One (I bet thats his fat techie belly) started me off on this one.

I've been tracking down my missing dad for years and it turns out he owes my mummy sh1tloads of cash in maintenance and she can really do with the money now she's too old to get in the NAAFI Bop and sell Blowjobs.

Anyway she told me he was a ginger rockape with a massive c0ck and so I joined the RAF to find him. My investigations led me to Lossiemouth were I thought I had found him 'cos everyone said that biggest ginger c0ck rockape they knew was a bloke at the Reggie Section at Lossiemouth.

When I got there I found him but he wasn't big he was a little ginger c0ck and he said he wasn't my dad. His name is Kevin and he is also known as Penguins Suck. He is a right pr1ck too. Anyway my dad must be a ginger 'cos I'm a ginger and my mums not. So I want you girls to help me 'cos if my dad is a ginger with a massive c0ck who is the biggest ginger c0ck you ever knew?

PS my real name isn't arseolemio its *********

 

[gemarriott]

Now let's get this right,

Your mum's a knackered old ginger rumanian slapper who was slipped a length of massive cock by our very own Kevin AKA Penguin sucks yonks ago?

Your mum looks like Amy Nutthal but is too old to give a blow job?

You are owed sh1tloads of cash by Kevin the Rockape in child support?

Your uncle and cousin are the Romanian pornographers responsible for closing down the goat and unless you get the first installment by Friday or was it Saturday the goat goes down again?

You are in the RAF serving in Lossie?

I think you are bullsh1tting

 

[arsolamio]

Jims Charriot

Jims Charriot

Your mum looks like Amy Nutthal but is too old to give a blow job?

You are owed sh1tloads of cash by Kevin the Rockape in child support?

Your uncle and cousin are the Romanian pornographers responsible for closing down the goat and unless you get the first installment by Friday or was it Saturday the goat goes down again?

You are in the RAF serving in Lossie?

I think you are bullsh1tting

You said you was a Gentleman Armourer but you're a rough loudmouth just like the rest of them bombhead bazzas

Here's an old picture of my mummy that my Uncle Walt gave me ages ago before she left me at the orphanage

 

[gemarriott]

You said you was a Gentleman Armourer but you're a rough loudmouth just like the rest of them bombhead bazzas

Here's an old picture of my mummy that my Uncle Walt gave me ages ago before she left me at the orphanage

I bet you are the dopey looking fcuker at the front,

still nice mummy ................... If you are fcuking cartoon dwarf.

 

[Hu Jardon]

I bet you are the dopey looking fcuker at the front,

still nice mummy ................... If you are fcuking cartoon dwarf.

I reckon the dwarf on the far left must be a dead ringer for penis squeezer no wonder the arse hole lingerer thought Kevin was his dad

DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[arsolamio]

I reckon the dwarf on the far left must be a dead ringer for penis squeezer no wonder the arse hole lingerer thought Kevin was his dad

DT_Xtremez_30:

You 2 are a pair of really clever cnuts! I don't think!,

You'll be laughing on the other side of your faces if I don't get my money, I mean if my mum don't get her money from that twisted little toy soldier. Don't waste your time trying to log on to the e-goat after Saturday if I don't get paid, it won't be here.

And don't start getting all fukcing snitty with me either it is that rampant little @rsehole Kevin to blame. either he pays or you lot do!!

 

[pie sandwich]

here's £20 quid now fucl< offView attachment 747 thats all your getting from anyone, so go buy some sticky sticky and fucl< off back to noddy land

 

[gemarriott]

here's £20 quid now fucl< offView attachment 747 thats all your getting from anyone, so go buy some sticky sticky and fucl< off back to noddy land

Before any of you bright sparks out there think Pie sandwiches electric 20 is a good way to donate to AAAHS neither me nor my dog drink electric ale, it needs to be real stuff, not the fantasy variety.

 

[pie sandwich]

and to think I have just got you a beer in!!

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