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Got told this gem the other day had to share it ....
Somewhere sandy early 2003 - a snco is in his portacabin and sees a mozzie so he tries to hit it with a towel, the towel disturbs dust on top of the lights in the room - activating the fire alarm. Meanwhile a WO pongo hears the alarm and asumes it must be NIIAD - thinks "oh shit we are under attack"! Masks up and proceeds to run to the shelter, he gets there and see nobody else had joined him,(bugger they must all be dead!) at the same time the fifty odd yr old WO gets tightness in his chest and has problems breathing - instead of thinking" im older than i used to be - im unfit" he assumes he is suffering the effect of nerve agent and proceeds to stick his combo pen in his thigh!!! He was found later with atropine poisoning !
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Somewhere sandy early 2003 - a snco is in his portacabin and sees a mozzie so he tries to hit it with a towel, the towel disturbs dust on top of the lights in the room - activating the fire alarm. Meanwhile a WO pongo hears the alarm and asumes it must be NIIAD - thinks "oh shit we are under attack"! Masks up and proceeds to run to the shelter, he gets there and see nobody else had joined him,(bugger they must all be dead!) at the same time the fifty odd yr old WO gets tightness in his chest and has problems breathing - instead of thinking" im older than i used to be - im unfit" he assumes he is suffering the effect of nerve agent and proceeds to stick his combo pen in his thigh!!! He was found later with atropine poisoning !
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