propersplitbrainme
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Went to see Quantum of Solace last night and walked out of the cinema thinking 'what the hell was THAT all about'? This film in particular has lost the James Bond plot big style IMHO.
Bond films should:
Open (not end) with the moving iris thing tracking Bond across the screen to the Bond theme....Da da Dum, Da da dum, da da da da da etc
Follow that with a short piece of action which may or may not set the scene for the movie itself
Then we have the main theme tune and titles
The film itself which has:
The new film has little if any of that, it may as well be subtitled The Bond Identity/Conspiracy due to its similar formula to The Bourne films.
What do other Goat film buffs think?
Bond films should:
Open (not end) with the moving iris thing tracking Bond across the screen to the Bond theme....Da da Dum, Da da dum, da da da da da etc
Follow that with a short piece of action which may or may not set the scene for the movie itself
Then we have the main theme tune and titles
The film itself which has:
A cat-stroking baddie who wants to take over the world by poisining everyone, causing a nuclear war, fixing news stories, monopolising world oil/microchip supplies etc.
Cars which fire rockets, have spikes in the wheel hubs, bullet proof shields, turn into submarines etc
Other gadgets hidden in pens or wris****ches which Bond uses to free himself at some point
Amusing exchanges with 'Q' as he explains all Bond's new toys to him
Pools full of electric eels, sharks, piranhas or whatever into which Bond falls at some point
Moneypenny
The new film has little if any of that, it may as well be subtitled The Bond Identity/Conspiracy due to its similar formula to The Bourne films.
What do other Goat film buffs think?