Forgive me...
What's a Dobber?
Dobber:
Someone who has obviously not previously spent enough time on OOA to qualify for a DWR credit and therefore has to go on a 4 month OOA det.
Once in theatre their remit is to become lazy useless moaning smart arsed funkers whose sole job is to make the Sqn personnels life as hard as possible
During their OOA time they are to spend as little time as possible supporting the aircraft and personnel there to do the important job of flying aircraft and spend as much time:
by the pool
feathering their own nests for a nice end of OOA report
filling the hire car they have each with only one person per trip
oh and of course
moaning about the very Sqn guys they are there to support.
Common Dobber sayings:
Quote 1: It all right for you, you are here for 2 months, I am here for 4.
Answer: Yes but you only do this once every X years, we do this at least once a year and are back time and time again.
Quote 2: Sorry we don't have enough hire cars for you.
Answer: Read - sorry we don't have enough hire cars for us dobbers to have one each strapped to our arses so why should you get a wagon to move stuff out to the jet.
Quote 3: I am busy you'll have to come back tomorrow
Answer: Why's that, you only work a two day week as it is you lazy fukcers!
Quote 4: We are not here to support the Sqns.
Answer: Well if thats the case then what the fukc are you here to do, if the Sqn wasn't here you wouldn't be here so wisen up you pr1cks.
Sorry if I have missed anything but I hope that clears a few points on what the definition of a dobber is.
Oh and BTW this experience has been earned from 14 OOA dets to places such as Bahrain, Ali Al Salem, Dhaharan, Al Kharj, Incrilik, Seeb, Basrah, Al Udied etc etc so I think I am more than qualified to comment.