Another Tossford Thread: Death To Zobbus Knobbus

[Turbo Angryman]

Recently an even bigger w6nker than me has raised his deformed head on egoat with his rantings regarding the teaching staff at tossford, particulally in the turdis.
His identity has now become known to me and I am unsure of what revenge to extract from the short arsed t8sser.
Help required.
Turbo Angryman
Angryness Level 5/10

 

[tommo9999]

I've voted for the mug option, but only 'cos there wasn't "All of the Above" as a choice.DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[rodger-dodger]

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I bought a pick axe recently, DT_Xtremez_35: I found smashing it deep into the ground very enlightning, I suspect you may get the same feeling driving it deep into the shaort arshed fecker you described.DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[airforceone]

How about strapping on a suicide vest and standing next to him!

 

[shouldhavetookredundancy]

I must admit to being a bit disapointed with turboangrymouths options. Having known the ugly short arsed little fecker for years I personal think that combining his manhood with a blender before posting him onto one of her majesties floating targets for the sailors to use as a bum boy would be more appropriate.

 

[mad_collie]

Interesting.

I suppose you had better hope that he doesn't get mugged on the way home tonight.

You have threatened smashing him in with a pickaxe handle on a public forum.

If anything does happen to him, who will be No1 suspect?

 

[rodger-dodger]

Interesting.

I suppose you had better hope that he doesn't get mugged on the way home tonight.

You have threatened smashing him in with a pickaxe handle on a public forum.

If anything does happen to him, who will be No1 suspect?

DT_Xtremez_09: MeDT_Xtremez_30:

 

[SORRY CJ]

HELLO MY NAME IS BARRY SCOTT, AND I THINK THAT PEELING AND DIPPING WOULD BE A GOOD ENDING FOR THIS C0CK. SO START WITH SH1TTING ON HIS DESK, A MUG RIMMING SESSION AND FINALLY A DROP OF THE GOOD STUFF

Hope this helps?

SCJ

 

[Hu Jardon]

If anything does happen to him, who will be No1 suspect?

I don't know why you're even asking

You will

You get the blame for everything else FFS

DT_Xtremez_28: DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[Scaley brat]

Even if they try pinning it on MC he'll just say the other mods made him do it !
One look at S2's agony page and all our mods will be doing life in Broadmoor DT_Xtremez_31: Including you Hu DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[Boarderlyne]

Another Handy Hint

Another Handy Hint

Recently an even bigger w6nker than me has raised his deformed head on egoat with his rantings regarding the teaching staff at tossford, particulally in the turdis.
His identity has now become known to me and I am unsure of what revenge to extract from the short arsed t8sser.
Help required.
Turbo Angryman
Angryness Level 5/10

Tippex the inside of his mug. Mystery illness, violently sick for days, not to mention strange and wonderful side-effects. On the plus side, evidence can be removed with washing up liquid and elbow grease leaving no-one any the wiser.DT_Xtremez_27:

 

[Hu Jardon]

Even if they try pinning it on MC he'll just say the other mods made him do it !
One look at S2's agony page and all our mods will be doing life in Broadmoor DT_Xtremez_31: Including you Hu DT_Xtremez_15:

Hope Broadmoor is more exciting than Rampton was - it was dire there FFS full of fekkin loonies too

DT_Xtremez_35:

 

[scaleywife]

People, people, people.... I've told you before... Optrex in glass/cup.

Colourless, odourless, projectile vomiting within hours.

Hope that helps and y'all have a nice day now!

 

[Get Tae]

I personally cant believe that anyone can be as big a to$$er as you TAM but I await your witty retort on the subject.DT_Xtremez_17:

 

[Turbo Angryman]

I personally cant believe that anyone can be as big a to$$er as you TAM but I await your witty retort on the subject.DT_Xtremez_17:

One person springs to mind!
He is a much bigger t0$$er that me and zobbus knobbus put together!!
Now feck off back to the galley and cook some pies!!
Turbo Angryman
Angryness Level
9/10

 

[The Panther]

Anti freeze laced coke can do the trick, its totally tasteless when mixed. Don't put to much in mind, it will blind/kill you.DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[Cumbrian cnut]

The wee fecker can't help himself sometimes. He was damaged mentally during the apprenticeship and the illness makes him write things down which are sometimes true but offend the few sensitive souls in the mob.

 

[gemarriott]

A couple of pellets from a broken 20mm round dissolved in a brew works wonders for increasing the occupancy level of trap1 on Golf dispersal

 

[Captain Slog]

Tam, I'm currently looking for people to send on a 5 day LITS course, just say the word and I will put his name forward to do 4 on the trot, that should keep the buffoon quiet for a while.

 

[fat lazy techie]

There seems to be a trend developing here. Now if anyone would like to point the b'lend out next time I venture over to the dark side I may have to take the cnut out with the works rover. More so when the throbber sends me PM's saying he knows who I am. Like I give a fcuk!!!!!

Time to stop taking the brave pills and be a man, if the op is reversible zob I wish I still had a knob.