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    Anyone had a letter from mobilisation?

    Mobilisation, for the 'less mobile'......
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    Welsh speed limit

    Chasin' sheep at 20 mph in a Lamborghini.....
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    Turkey Teeth

    ....BE SMART, KEEP WITHIN THESE LIMITS!...
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    TG1 goodbye Chf Tech

    Bring back non-commissioned RAF Sgt pilots....Now that, would be a hoot.....
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    Top Guns - Inside the RAF

    I just don't get the beard thing....It just doesn't look right....
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    SWO's....

    "There's a piece of sh*t at the end of this stick Airman!"...."Well Sir, it's certainly not at my end".... I seem to recall the above doing the rounds many bomber moons ago....whether it be myth or a load of pith?.... If the Airman actually said it he must have had the kahunas the size of a...
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    UK car tax changing yet again. 2023-2024

    Apparently they're introducing window tax for vehicles as well! Y'know, like the property window tax of old for every window you had in your gaff you were taxed on it....So as soon as I've finished typing I'm off to brick up my Audi windscreen.... It'll deffo save me a few bob....
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    Best Beers of 2023.

    Neck oil is a nice beverage....and I'm normally a Guinness guzzler....
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    ULEZ

    Gonna flog the Audi an' get myself one o' these....
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    Outdated vehicles

    Remember those soft skinned land-rovers....out in operational theatre....Which were about as much use as a honey bee with hay-fever....
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    For Those About To Rock....

    Great stuff and a top geezer to boot..... It's a bit more punchy than those Raf lads of the sixties 'Hedgehoppers Anonymous' with 'It's Good News Week'.....;) Doesn't Bruce (experienced pilot) also occasionally taxi Vulcan XL426 down at Saarfend?....
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    Who has the most medals?

    My half a dozen bits o' tin are in my display cabinet along with my escaping airman figurine (scrambling pilot) and a plethora of many other of my service accrued artefacts an' bits an' bobs....and that is, where they shall remain....
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    Herc Gone

    It's an absolute travesty canning our Fat Alberts....The Raf should flog off the older frames and purchase at least a dozen brand spankin' C130 J models from Lockheed.... Atlas?.....Pfft!.....
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    Biden in NI.

    Sleepy Joe mumbles to the onlooking and listening but baffled media...."I'm also gonna get the Brits to hand back Falkirk to Argentina".....
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    Nicola Sturgeon to step down.

    Look at who's gone awfully quiet or recently retired or jumped ship and disappeared off the radar....Swinney, Blackford, Murray Foote, Nicola's 'hubby' Murrell, Chief Constable of Police Scotland and not forgetting the once SNP auditors Johnston Carmichael.... Nothing to see here.....Move along...
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    Nicola Sturgeon to step down.

    All exposed by a thistleblower.....
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    Nicola Sturgeon to step down.

    of absinthe....
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    Who has been a naughty little pilot ...

    Flymo......A lot less bovver wiv a hover......
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