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    RAF Paradise

    Misundersoooooood MoFo Misundersoooooood MoFo There has never been any love lost between techies and riccits, the taunt from the Jag liney's was banter (remember! before it was rebranded as bullying). the marham liney's were different, tonka liney's are to55ers and have the need to feel...
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    Poll for the juniors

    22, then what to do? 22, then what to do? As I have a young family, 22 is without a doubt the earliest I will think about jumping ship. I do have LOS 30, so a job (not career, barsteward CIO liars) till I'm 48. But will I stay on past 22? Maybe for those caught in the post 12, pre 22 trap...
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    RAF Paradise

    Oh dear I feel I may have spoiled kitty's milk! Oh dear I feel I may have spoiled kitty's milk! Should'nt that be 'Shiny II' remember the scorpion? As for the XLI v 13 di*k slapping match, it's one of those lasting 'them and us' cross bar battles that will rage on and on and on . . . . . . ...
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    RAF Paradise

    RickitXIII, get it right, muppet! RickitXIII, get it right, muppet! Now then, why is RickitXIII using a picture of 9x9's under a stereoscope? this is something that XIII hasn't done since 1982, probably before RickitXIII was an itch in his daddies y-fronts. That was when the stabbed cats flew...
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    Publicity

    Stickerjunkie.com Stickerjunkie.com These guys only do black on white stickers, for the three colour variety we need is a lot of dosh (£300+), which is too rich for me. Still working on it though. Janner :PDT_Xtremez_30:
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    Publicity

    Hey Peter how's Stewie Hey Peter how's Stewie With ever increasing calls on my time on all fronts, the opportunity to get on my confuser is little and infrequant. I have not given up on the idea, it's not dead in the water more like searching for a port! The place mentioned by another...
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    RAF Paradise

    XIII Sucks XIII Sucks See above you ******'s
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    Expeditionary Air Wing?

    History repeating, I hope not! History repeating, I hope not! The best lessons are learnt from history, me I prefered geography! As I seem to recall the last time we (RAF) were formed to fight expeditionary warfare was the late 1930's, supposedly then we possesed the best fighters we could...
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    Wobbly's away

    I was asked to post this by Wobbly's misses: Hi its wobblys other half. Could you please let the members know that he is away at the moment and has been for the last 3 months. He is not due back until late April so no action will be taken on emails that he has received and that he is not...
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    What is the point of TIW, kill it off!

    TIW Blinkers TIW Blinkers Firstly Stella (Innocent girl's name or drunk spouse abuser) I once thought like you. The only saving grace of TIW was 41. Alas we know TIW even buggered that up. Anyway as a rodney you should know better, when the RAF starts to spend money on anything it's about...
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    Publicity

    ZAP Ideas ZAP Ideas I have a couple of ideas, they are attached to this reply. The ideas are taken from a screen grab and are low resolution as a result. Simple ideas, three colours on a white background. What do you think? Janner :PDT_Xtremez_19:
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    What is the point of TIW, kill it off!

    As if by magic, boose makes beautiful babes out of dogs As if by magic, boose makes beautiful babes out of dogs Credit to that thought and I would not expect anything less from a techie, however for all the dolls there are a few of the "I can't drink enough to make you a looker!" types there...
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    On the subject of pay...

    Performance related pay Performance related pay Not a good idea in my book. I get my daily rate to be in the airforce and doing all the tosh I am told to do. Nothing has changed in that respect since the day I joined up. The X factor bollox, which is not enough, takes care of the bullpoo...
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    Publicity

    Zaps Zaps Zaps Zaps Zaps Zaps Zaps Zaps Zaps Zaps Zaps Zaps Zaps Zaps Zaps Zaps Zaps Zaps PLASTIC, STICKY AND IMPOSSIBLE TO REMOVE! Make them up and sell them via the Goat, then get everybody to send in pictures of the Goat ZAP in the coolest of places. :PDT_Xtremez_29: The Goat ZAP...
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    Biscuits

    Biscuit heaven Biscuit heaven I can quite easily demolish a pack of Fox's Crunch Creams along with downing a pint of milk, its a sort of good bad balancing act. Biscuits bad milk good. easy! As for the biscuit cake debate, her indoors is a qualified chef type person and she says CAKE "It's...
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