insulting nicknames

[SORRY CJ]

When I was at a place frequented now by the RAF Army, back in the early 90's there was a fairy called Terry F*ckwit. I even got my wife (Bitch from Hell) to believe it, saying he was German and it was really Fuchwich.

Then in RAF Scotland (The R/H one between Inverness and Aberdeen) we had a guy called Anagram, and his name was Watts (Tw@ts).
SCJ

 

[Tin basher]

Had the misfortune to "work" with a GWAR SAC sooty bloke who was bone idle and always getting out of doing stuff. So we called him weasel because he seemed to weasel out of everything. Little scrote complained to the jengo who told us all to stop calling him weasel which we did. From then on he was "still" as in it's still weasel we just won't say it. Did I menton he was a GWAR.

 

[Tabber]

An Officer at my base is known affectionately as "Nic". It stands for Northern Irish Clown!

 

[Crabbity Ann]

Not particularly offensive but one of the kitchen hands at my old camp was known as Bubbles ever since the day she was seen blowing big snot bubbles out her nose then wiping it on her sleeve while manning the made to order sandwich counter DT_Xtremez_34:

 

[woody]

We had a lad a few years back at Lye called Cam-Net, useless in camp and a pain in the ar$e in the field.

 

[Crusher]

'... we have ... 'ANAL GAPE' as it is an anagram of his name...' DT_Xtremez_30:

Reminds me to ask if 'Anal Buttfiller' is out there?

(Bless ya, mate)

 

[GammyToeJoe]

We once had an Ops Officer known as Flying Officer Zulu, as she was always about an hour behind DT_Xtremez_26:

haha thats a nice one not mean in anyway but funny DT_Xtremez_19:

 

[pad_brat]

slightlyOff Topic

But during my TA basic we had a lawyer in our platoon, tried really hard but just couldn't get anything right.

During a BCD lesson he had messed up again to which our cpl said

'Rfn ****** your like a lighthouse in the desert!'

*cue lots of confused looks

'really bright but fcuk all use to anyone'

could have turned into a nickname but he Jacked after that.

 

[Fu Fu Valve]

There was a lad in the engine bay at Leeming in the late 80's early 90's called Bowel... cos he wasn't good enough to be ********!!!!!
Even had it etched into the back of his watch..
DT_Xtremez_35:

 

[Barch]

Very small WRAF in the 70s called 12BA - the Smallest Screw in the RAF.

 

[steve_k243]

Local bike at Honington early 80's, Dirty Knees

 

[Barch]

Local bike at Honington early 80's, Dirty Knees

Don't forget the lass from Supply.

'Airbrakes' on account of the similarity of her legs and Buccaneer airbrakes.

 

[Crusher]

Don't forget the lass from Supply.
'Airbrakes' on account of the similarity of her legs and Buccaneer airbrakes.

Flippin' 'eck, that's wide!

(For the rusty of mind or the young of age, there's a Buccaneer on display with full airbrake open at the hallowed Place of Reminiscence, Hendon)

 

[fatal]

GD lass from marham lates 80s known as porky cos she'd only fcuk pigs

 

[morse1001]

How about the general one used for Officers, Zobbit, which according to rumour control is the Maltess for S**t

 

[GOV1]

Sp~unk Bowsaer

Sp~unk Bowsaer

How about the Supply girl of Irish decent who went through Bruggen 1999 = 2002 quoting she wanted to do the the home nations, she did the nations with aplomb and then went for "the" sport players. Even had a go a on a Supply darts nights out with a civvie called Les Gray. She is still in at a base in North Scotland, the one to the east of Forres

 

[Drill Bit]

I personally like the insult 'Drill bit' - as in boring tool.

 

[Penguins Suck]

listen in yous lot. In mines bog at mines work the grafiti keeps sayins stuf lik. "that ginger mong is a cnut". but i not sure who the giner mong is, but he sound like a rite tw@t

 

[GD on Wheels]

How about the Supply girl of Irish decent who went through Bruggen 1999 = 2002 quoting she wanted to do the the home nations, she did the nations with aplomb and then went for "the" sport players. Even had a go a on a Supply darts nights out with a civvie called Les Gray. She is still in at a base in North Scotland, the one to the east of Forres

What is it about Irish girls. We had a lass at Brampton who shagged virtually every guy there. Rumour had it when she was on her P and A course at Hereford, she had the young lads straight out of Swinderby lined up behind the MT hanger and was teaching them the ways of the world.
To cap it all she then married a shiney. She must have fcuked him to death. Poor bloke DT_Xtremez_17:

 

[KingGuin]

Working in a dry and dusty place we had a very young Wg Cdr who was known by all as MAC. He thought it reflected his ethnic background, we knew it stood for MANS A CNUT!