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Realist78

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Once a gain the PC brigade look for problems that aren't there. How about reacting to a complaint when it happens rather than inventing a complaint to further the cause of the small minded w@nkers who want to regulate every aspect of our lives, tw@ts!
 

Tin basher

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Probably have to be on doctors orders now, then have to pay for dog licence, stay on the Brighton line and watch out for two little ducks. Which could be unlucky for some.
 

propersplitbrainme

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Once a gain the PC brigade look for problems that aren't there. How about reacting to a complaint when it happens rather than inventing a complaint to further the cause of the small minded w@nkers who want to regulate every aspect of our lives, tw@ts!

Nail hit on head precisely. Its all about the possible preception of potential offence that might be caused to some especially sensitive individual(s), so lets just ban words lest someone finds them offensive.
 
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grumpyoldb

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Does this mean that I won't be allowed to ask Santa for a couple of fat lezzers next crimble....................? :pDT_Xtremez_42:
 

Teh Wal

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I'm sure any wrafs who go bingoing already know that they're hefty so what's the problem?? :pDT_Xtremez_19:

But in all seriousness what is it nowadays with people 'potentially' taking insult over what they actually are?? I'm not as hairy on top as I used to be but I accept it as part of my life and don't get upset at being called 'baldy'... it strikes me that it's the people who are unwilling to face up to fact that take the most umbrage.


In the same vein - did anyone see a short series on Channel 4 in the middle of December called "Cast Offs" (a clever use of the phrase IMO) - 6 disabled people castaway on a remote Scottish island for 90 days attempting to survive under their own initiative, etc. It was a work of fiction but quite funny and a bit of an eye-opener too. Watch it if you can, it'll possibly change your perspective on a few things.
 
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Realist78

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Nail hit on head precisely. Its all about the possible preception of potential offence that might be caused to some especially sensitive individual(s), so lets just ban words lest someone finds them offensive.

On the same thread, christmas is now called winterval in Elgin, stated in the local rag a few years ago as a council decision as they didn't want to offend the local Muslim population. Anyone who has been to Elgin recently will know that you could probably count the number of Muslim families in single figures. It grips my sh1t it does.
 

Stevienics

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In which case, I do hope you in Elgin have invented a word for Ramadan that doesn't insult the local Christian population?

"Fortnight of the starving Fat Ba$tards" has a nice ring to it.
 

Tashy_Man

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In which case, I do hope you in Elgin have invented a word for Ramadan that doesn't insult the local Christian population?

"Fortnight of the starving Fat Ba$tards" has a nice ring to it.

Since when has Ramadan been a fortnight ?

Crack on..................:pDT_Xtremez_09:
 

Wobbly_Jon

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As I was lucky enough to miss the course on Ethnic Diversity due to a more pressing engagement in hot and sandy climes, all this PC ball cocks doesn't apply to me until someone checks up.

Christmas is still Christmas in my part of Great Britain road surface are covered in 'black top', Pelican Crossings are still black and white and the kids still recite Baa Baa Black sheep in the local nurserys.

If the hoards of immigrants (legal or otherwise) of whatever ethnic, relgious, or other background don't like the our white Anglo-Saxon religions, customs, language, etc they can sod off back to their home country or country of origin whichever is applicable. Most are here to ponce off the rest of us anyway.

So as far as I'm concerned the PC (Permanently Constipated) Brigade can ram it up their collective fundamental orifice
 

stingray888

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My favourite was always "6 and 9 the frenchmans breakfast" hollered out every week at the Bingo in Masirah. Still you wouldn't want to upset any frog oral sex enthusiast would you?
 

Tin basher

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My favourite was always "6 and 9 the frenchmans breakfast" hollered out every week at the Bingo in Masirah. Still you wouldn't want to upset any frog oral sex enthusiast would you?

On a similar theme a northern club bingo caller favourite has aways been "ate nowt" ghandi's breakfast 80. bah dah bum tish
 

Stax

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Friday night bingo at AliAl Salem, the Padre always used to call "Two fat Ninjas" 88! If its good enough for a man of the cloth its good enough for me!
 
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