Happy Birthday Monobrow!

[Mrs_Monobrow]

Firstly, i am sure there is a specific area for this kind of thing, but i cant seem to find it. If anyones knows different, feel free to move it. Anyway........

I just want to say happy birthday to my wonderful husband Monobrow!

He is 25 today and sadly we cant get a babysitter so we can go out, so please make him feel better!

Happy birthday!!!!!

DT_Xtremez_28:

Oh and happy birthday to anyone else today!!

 

[Penguins Suck]

Firstly, i am sure there is a specific area for this kind of thing, but i cant seem to find it. If anyones knows different, feel free to move it. Anyway........

I just want to say happy birthday to my wonderful husband Monobrow!

He is 25 today and sadly we cant get a babysitter so we can go out, so please make him feel better!

Happy birthday!!!!!

DT_Xtremez_28:

Oh and happy birthday to anyoone else today!!

Right listen in Mrs moonbrown it was mines birfday on the 1 jan and no ones sent me's a card, if yous cants got out stay in and drink sum diamond white and then shag

 

[katinthehat]

How can I resist a request from a lady who looks better in sussies than me?????


HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONOBROW!!!

Shame you cant get out - but I am sure you can have plenty of fun at home.......!!!!!!

 

[Red-Rock]

He is 25 today and sadly we cant get a babysitter so we can go out, so please make him feel better!

Happy birthday!!!!!

DT_Xtremez_28:

Oh and happy birthday to anyoone else today!!

Didn't you know that staying in is the new going out???????? Have a good one Monobrow. I wouldn't agree with PS about the Diamond White but I would definately go for the other part of his suggestion.DT_Xtremez_14:

Bloody hell..................................did I just agree with PS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?DT_Xtremez_17:






(Red-Rock takes himself outside and gives himself a one way without coffee)

 

[Realist78]

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

Many Happy returns Monobrow, after you've ahem...celebrated, can we start a save the sussies campaign?DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[monobrow]

Looks like it'll be fun at home tonight then!

Now............ where did I put them restraints.............. Mind you I think I'd get divorce papers if I tied her up and went down the pub!

 

[mad_collie]

Looks like it'll be fun at home tonight then!

Now............ where did I put them restraints.............. Mind you I think I'd get divorce papers if I tied her up and went down the pub!

I'm sure we would all chip in to help with the costs of a divorce if you did.DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[monobrow]

Trouble is, how could you leave them boots, suspenders and corset (if I'm lucky) tied up and f*ck off, I'd have to give her one first!

 

[Realist78]

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

Trouble is, how could you leave them boots, suspenders and corset (if I'm lucky) tied up and f*ck off, I'd have to give her one first!

Goes without saying old boy.DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[Bitburger]

Trouble is, how could you leave them boots, suspenders and corset (if I'm lucky) tied up and f*ck off, I'd have to give her one first!

Only one, mate?

 

[monobrow]

Only one, mate?

Well you got to get some drinking time in. Don't want to miss last orders or the plan is ruined!

 

[mad_collie]

Well you got to get some drinking time in. Don't want to miss last orders or the plan is ruined!

I cant wait until MrsM logs back in and reads this.

You may have to rethink your plans.DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[monobrow]

Neither can I, I think she might just go off the rails at the last one, but f*ck it, it's me birthday!

 

[Mrs_Monobrow]

Well well well, I start a thread to wish my wonderful (now used in a looser term!) hubby a happy birthday and what does it turn into............ a sexual fantasy and talk of divorce!!! Should i have expected anything less from the goat?? No of course not!! LOL

Its comforting to know that if monobrow ever needed a divorce, e-goat members would grant legal aid! But here is one for you my darling..........

How about i get all dressed up for you, suspenders, corset, stockings, boots, the whole lot, do a sexy dance for you then tie you up and I'LL fcuk off down the pub????? DT_Xtremez_30: How does that sound, you cheeky bugger!

Still, happy birthday though!

DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[monobrow]

How about i get all dressed up for you, suspenders, corset, stockings, boots, the whole lot, do a sexy dance for you then tie you up and I'LL fcuk off down the pub????? DT_Xtremez_30: How does that sound, you cheeky bugger!

Well, being a woman the knots would be ****e, and I'd be down the road for some liquid refreshment, but hey, choice is up to you!

Anywho, we have got enough booze in the house for both of us to become jibbering wrecks!

DT_Xtremez_30: DT_Xtremez_30: DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[firestorm]

HHappy Birthday fella!
Enjoy........and send on the pics!DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[AndyZ]

Happy Birthday Monobrow, best wishes and many happy returns (or is that empties....bottles!!!)

 

[laboratoryqueen]

Happy quarter century

 

[dodgysootie]

Many happy returns on your 25th..........Let battle commence!

 

[monobrow]

There can be only one! DT_Xtremez_28:

I got a Paul McKenna book today for stopping smoking. I've said I'll do it for sooooo long now, and this birthday (well tomorrow) will be day 1. Looking forward to a smoke free life and got some nifty tips on beating cravings.

Also got an MP3 player, so I got the hypnosis CD ripped onto there ready for "re-programming" my brain.

Heres to a smoke free life! DT_Xtremez_30: