Your better arrrrrrrffffffff!

[Beerofund]

As Ive had a little stick over my choice of girfriend (see how gorgeous she is from my avatar!) from a few fellow Goaters I thought it interesting to see what made all the rest of you become attracted to your own partners.

For me she is gorgeous, dresses stunningly at all times (puts me to shame really), has all the right bits in proportion; and can hold conversations that dont revolve around the TV soap stars and celeb gossip type bollox!!!! Oh and shes also good at.................

Come on tell us secrets - this will be interesting for all you couples out there who both have goat accounts!

Beero!

 

[The Masked Geek]

What attracted me to my bird was her enormous knockers. DT_Xtremez_28:

P.S. That can't be NOP.

 

[SirSaltyHelmet]

Horns are about right!

 

[MoggyCattermole]

I dont believe it.

A thread singing the praises of your women .. DT_Xtremez_42:

We Men are taking enough crap off the female of the species without us biggin' up their ego's, they should be obscene and not heard and at this time of night I sincerely hope they are all in the kitchen making your dinner lads.

This would be much more entertaining if it was in the Pig Bar .. DT_Xtremez_28:

BAH.

 

[Scaley brat]

Mrs brat claimed it was seeing me bending over a component in my green overalls. I'd like to say it was her knockers/camel toe in overalls or some other stuff, but the truth is one look into her beautiful eyes and I melted..... soft as sh1t or what !! DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[MoggyCattermole]

Hang on a minute .. Beero you have a picture of your missus as your avatar ?? .. is that big dent on the top of your head sore ??, do you miss your testicles ??

Sorry mate but your whipped.

Tis a sad day ... DT_Xtremez_03:

 

[Beerofund]

This would be much more entertaining if it was in the Pig Bar .. DT_Xtremez_28:

BAH.

Fair point if a mod wants to move it???? I aint got a clue and Im not a mod anymore.

 

[PeanutPhil]

Sits back and wonders if the said missus is holding a gun to your head

DT_Xtremez_34:

 

[gemarriott]

Hang on a minute .. Beero you have a picture of your missus as your avatar ?? .. is that big dent on the top of your head sore ??, do you miss your testicles ??

Sorry mate but your whipped.

Tis a sad day ... DT_Xtremez_03:

Just a minute ther Moggy old boy! Hu Jardon has a nice little movie of our wife as his avatar and nobody thinks we are pussy whipped do they?

Mind you our wife's arse is a work of art don't you agree?DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[enginesuck]

your cnut struck dude get a grip.

 

[Crystal_Tips]

your cnut struck dude get a grip.

I wouldn't have put it quite like that but agreed. My other half is in but as far as I'm aware he doesn't post on the Goat. He'd rather play or watch rugby with his mates.

 

[firestorm]

My wifes lovely.
She's mute, deaf, has no teeth and has a flat head I can put my pint on.DT_Xtremez_15:
She also turns into a kebab after midnight.
Oh how I love her so!

 

[Beerofund]

your cnut struck dude get a grip.

Ohhhhhhhhhh! Someones tired........!








Either that or your not getting any unlike me at the moment!

And yes guess where I am right now!!DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[budgie]

She did me washing for me when we was courting.

 

[sittingstress]

Mine told me her Dad had a pub.

She lied.

Regards

ss

 

[enginesuck]

Not tired, though I must admit your public admission of lurve makes me sick in my mouth , urrrgggghhhh .DT_Xtremez_34:

 

[Beerofund]

Not tired, though I must admit your public admission of lurve makes me sick in my mouth , urrrgggghhhh .DT_Xtremez_34:

Ok so your not tired but no response to my other comment on getting 'it' - NOP says you MUST be married then......?DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[enginesuck]

Getting plenty thanks....... It only really becomes something to brag about when you havent had any for a while.


Um NOP???? Pray tell !!!

 

[wearthefoxhat]

How refreshing! At the risk of being branded 'under the thumb','cnut struck',etc it's good to see a thread that shows some of us are happy in our relationships.
Too long have people sat in T-bars slagging of their other halfs and then meekly carrying on for another 10 years or so!
I am with my wife because she makes me smile when the world tries to make me weep!
Anyway I'm off to do the dishes if I can find my marigolds!DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[lisab]

Awww its really nice to hear real men talking about how happy they are in relationships! wonder how long it will last!!!!