Scouse birds dress up

[Tin basher]

Numerous scouse birds in "fashionable" outfits at Aintree, Ascot it's not.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5611603/Aintree-racegoers-arrive-Ladies-Day.html

Cellulite 15/8 favourite
Skin bronzer 6/4
Pint 'n' Straw 15/1
Classy tart 33/1

 

[Late & Tired]

I've got a fiver on "Slapper with a whip" at 50/1

 

[FOMz]

How many of them will be wearing ankle tags do you think?

 

[Gonterseed]

I gave up armchair fussiness years ago. In "real-life" there is not many of them who would not look entirely suitable to the moment after a few snifters.

Even overdoing the booze to the point where most sensibility has gone, primeval instinct would, usually, assist with avoiding the odd howler...