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I have simply got to share this gem from earlier this week - ...but esp for the Crimpoline Club
To start with - and for the un-initiated of course - at a 'Formal' mess 'do', once the 'eating the food bit' is over, everything is now cleared away in front of you excepting a small glass of port.
It is then 'normal' for 'Mr President' to nod to 'Mr Vice' - Aka the 'new' boy- who will proffer the toast 'The Queen' and the Loyal Toast is made. (Navy sit, RAF & Army Stand)
Now fortunately for the 'victim', this particular occasion was only a small 'do' with only 20 or so members 'dining in'
So, the appointed time arrived, the nod was made,
'Mr Vice', - a relatively young 'early 30's' Chief Petty Officer on this occasion (so remember thats an RAF CT/FS equivalent - apparently !!)
....who obviously had not been briefed by his 'mates' in anyway - cos he just ...
...looked around the table at us watching him, then simply picked up his glass and ....necked it !!
Well, after the initial stunned shock of jaws hitting the table which was shortly followed by all the howling and guffawing eventually died down, it fell upon me as next in line to proffer the toast, which was an ordeal I can tell you, but decorum was restored for the 5 seconds or so it took...
Anyhow ....the chap has now:-
1. Been educated
2. Provided entertainment - (not seen anything like that in 15 yrs in the mess !)
3. Nearly filled a port locker all by himself from the Pres's port fine!
Priceless !
To start with - and for the un-initiated of course - at a 'Formal' mess 'do', once the 'eating the food bit' is over, everything is now cleared away in front of you excepting a small glass of port.
It is then 'normal' for 'Mr President' to nod to 'Mr Vice' - Aka the 'new' boy- who will proffer the toast 'The Queen' and the Loyal Toast is made. (Navy sit, RAF & Army Stand)
Now fortunately for the 'victim', this particular occasion was only a small 'do' with only 20 or so members 'dining in'
So, the appointed time arrived, the nod was made,
'Mr Vice', - a relatively young 'early 30's' Chief Petty Officer on this occasion (so remember thats an RAF CT/FS equivalent - apparently !!)
....who obviously had not been briefed by his 'mates' in anyway - cos he just ...
...looked around the table at us watching him, then simply picked up his glass and ....necked it !!
Well, after the initial stunned shock of jaws hitting the table which was shortly followed by all the howling and guffawing eventually died down, it fell upon me as next in line to proffer the toast, which was an ordeal I can tell you, but decorum was restored for the 5 seconds or so it took...
Anyhow ....the chap has now:-
1. Been educated
2. Provided entertainment - (not seen anything like that in 15 yrs in the mess !)
3. Nearly filled a port locker all by himself from the Pres's port fine!
Priceless !