1000 Days

[Marshalloftheraf]

Urrrrr

It doesn't get much worse.... Sudden realisation that you have been in one place way too long!

I have just worked out that I'm about to join the 'few'...


I have the honour (???) to announce that as of the 5th of Feb... I will have completed 1000 Days JFACHQ.... Oooooffffggggahhh!
Not many other poor bast**ds have had to suffer that!

Do you think I will get my piccy in the RAF news like growbags with 1000 hours? (Get sum time in!)

Anyone wishing to send me congratulations/commiserations gifts please send to:

Forgotten in Bunker, POBOX 101, Sleepy Hollow.

No need to send flowers, send all donations to the Mess for the Beer fund.


PLEEEEEEASE SOMEBODY POST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[insideinfoman]

Hummmmm,

Thanks for that MotRAF got me thinking how many years that is and worked out my own time in post.

Does the days include week-ends?

Well mine is (incl w-ends) is


1531

OUCH

Time to get out of here I think but I do know of people being post for a lot longer than that

 

[Bombe Suprise]

Part Timer

Part Timer

MOTRF

Only a thou - 1200+ and counting.............get some time in

 

[SirSaltyHelmet]

Hummmmm,

Thanks for that MotRAF got me thinking how many years that is and worked out my own time in post.

Does the days include week-ends?

Well mine is (incl w-ends) is


1531

OUCH

Time to get out of here I think but I do know of people being post for a lot longer than that

5 year point in instructional post coming up!!!

 

[rest have risen above me]

Managed 2916 in my last post. But with a rank change in the middle. So don't know if that counts.
I know of a 6000+ with 4 rank changes under his belt, soon to take his last promotion to Mr.

 

[insideinfoman]

Getting there, a few more months left before I hit the 5 yr point, if I make it that far!

 

[Me!]

1081 in my last post, which doesn't seem so bad having spent most of today looking at flats, searching in vain for ASCM canisters....

 

[The croqueteer]

Patch time

Patch time

1000 days on the FAC deserves a patch for sure. A holding officer must be found to organise it. CDS should then present it to the heroes personally.

 

[In Tor Wot]

1000 days - and no wars - mallingerer!

still got another 275 to go to tourex then . . . .DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[HansBwix]

1100 (ish) days, one war, Jane's All The Worlds Desert Detachments, and an infinite amount of beer. Oh - sorry MoTRAF, I also get to go out and look at the sun every now and again!

Keep digging that tunnel!

DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[Standards]

Knew a chef who, apart from Swinderby and FT courses, completed 22 years at one camp and who moved between messes on promotion 3 times and left as a FS. He now runs the civilian catering operation at the same place. Mus t love the area!

Standards!

 

[Intentionally Blank]

That Marshal of the RAF chap may have spent a 1000 days at the FAC but rumour from the guys is that he still doesnt know his arsen wenger from his eb-low?

Heard he may be off to the 'school'...to quote my favourite film...

'I dont see no horns boy' DT_Xtremez_17:

err no sorry my second favourite film...

'das ich good ya ya ya..'

oh anyway the bit in Top Gun when wotsisname and the dead-nav-to-be (aren't they all?) find out they are off to homo-erotic figher town to glance at each other lovingly while stuffing phallic shaped bottles into their mouths... ..we're sending you to Top Gun' perhaps his new name is .... callsign ... 'Viagra' ?

Imagine the scene in the bar of his new home... the cloistered haven... him and the cat arguing over which one can have sexual relations 'on the premises'...those 2 Walts couldnt get laid in a cheap brothel on the A1 (private email Stella for the locn, mention our branch and get a 20% CIM voucher, she only works the door now, stopped doing tricks a couple of months ago...although lady the car is depreciating quickly and you need some extra cash to get a new one...)

Anyway back to the plot... Viagra and Shadow looking for action, leaning back over the bar bottles of US pish lager hovering teasingly inches away from their lips....

right e goaters....the story is yours to continue ...........

 

[Cat of Shadows]

..............................Imagine the scene in the bar of his new home... the cloistered haven... him and the cat arguing over which one can have sexual relations 'on the premises'......................

Anyway back to the plot... Viagra and Shadow looking for action, leaning back over the bar bottles of US pish lager hovering teasingly inches away from their lips....

right e goaters....the story is yours to continue ...........

Cat exits bar because the beer is pish and states, 'don't know about you fella but they're not in my chain of command' and having his own 3 bedroom house locally with all the chandeliers and wardrobes one could possibly require, doesn't worry about the premises issue anyway...................Next!!!!!!

(Just remember fella, we have far too much in common to be throwing stories around...................I know who you are and your form!!!???? We're not so unalike you and I???)

 

[TheOfficerYettobeCaught]

Willing Suspension of Disbelief

Willing Suspension of Disbelief

Imagine the scene in the bar of his new home... the cloistered haven... him and the cat arguing over which one can have sexual relations 'on the premises'..............

Knowing both individuals, one of them personally, if both are in the bar i very much doubt either could manage conversation let alone an argument or sexual relations.

shouldn't you both be in work anyway?

 

[stella]

brothels

brothels

I resent all mention of me in this above thread of conversation - I shall have to beat you when I come down to the land of dogging and onions tomorrow!

DT_Xtremez_35:

 

[Cat of Shadows]

I resent all mention of me in this above thread of conversation - I shall have to beat you when I come down to the land of dogging and onions tomorrow!

DT_Xtremez_35:

I hope that wasn't directed at me Stella?

I would like to point out that I wasn't the one responsible for that comment and have to agree, in your defence, that the comments made were off-side. IB, regardless of the fact that we as a branch generally let rip with some quite vitriolic banter towards each other, that was a bit uncalled for fella. I suggest a formal, open apology to Stella via this medium is forthcoming mate.

Cat.

 

[The Gentleman Spy]

Active Cookie X things resolved...

Active Cookie X things resolved...

Believe 2 of you may know who I am... I have arrived (at last!) DT_Xtremez_28:
Going to work on some natty sort of signature block now...

 

[The croqueteer]

Welcome

Welcome

To the gentleman spy.

We look forward to your future postings. There have been quite a few saying they were going to join us, I dare say everyone will figure you out soon enough.

A good time it is though to remind everyone on our forum that there are lots out there just watching as guests so remember to mind what you say (unless you don't care).

Some people out there have got a bit upset, bless, about what been said.DT_Xtremez_21:

 

[Marshalloftheraf]

1000 Days done - Sunday!


Supposed to be posted, but no paper in hand..


House flogged

O&D here I come!

 

[Secret_Squirrel]

Time Spent

Time Spent

I have only managed 747 days at the big 'J' and will probably make 1000 before the deskie remembers me - thank god I don't have a career!!!

I suppose one of these days I should start working for a living, but with only 3 years to pension why break a tradition formed over the last 17 years!!