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  1. Wobbly_Jon

    Nicola Sturgeon to step down.

    Hamza Useless, the follow on from the wannabe Empress of Scotia, was a total wan£er. Every ministerial role he held he made a total fnuckup of and blamed everyone who he could think of for his incontinence, (not spelling mistake). He made a cat's breakfast of the Police, Education and Health, as...
  2. Wobbly_Jon

    Rumble in the Red Sea.

    The rest of the civilized world got all bent out of shape when the Saudis were having a go at the Houthi rabble just because those pinko lilly livered liberal snowflakes have a problem with Saudi human rights. So what happens, the Saudis stop bombing the rabble and the rest of the world sends...
  3. Wobbly_Jon

    Direct Entrant FS and WO? Would it work?

    It would depend on which trade, probably fine for admin, stackers, medics etc but not for aircraft related technical trades. To be honest do you think a civie already employed in propsed trade would give up their give up the nice cushy job, own home freedom etc to be fnuked about by some spaff...
  4. Wobbly_Jon

    Something I've been meaning to ask about being time-ex.

    I pulled the yellow and black handle some 9 years ago all be it from my civvy job and haven't looked back. I did F/Al for three months then started to look for something to keep me sane and out of Mrs W_J's way. So being a time served mech eng I ended up in a volunteer mechanic/engineer) role...
  5. Wobbly_Jon

    Dodgy Spares

    AOG Technics: UK fraud body makes arrest in aircraft parts probe Just found this on the BBC Business https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-67641076
  6. Wobbly_Jon

    Dodgy Spares

    It's just the same in everywhere these days, accountants rule or else and, non-engineers in engineering management. They don't understand cheap parts actually increase costs to early failure and subsequent re-working the fix again and again etc
  7. Wobbly_Jon

    Top Guns - Inside the RAF

    Even back in the day before Dodgy Dave Camerons government pushed the minimum State Pension age to 66 (it used to be 65) you couldn't get the SP until your 65th birthday. Ladies could get a reduced SP at 60 years young but that got deep sixed donkeys ago so now they have to wait until 66
  8. Wobbly_Jon

    Court Martial: Soldiers Behind Bars

    The pongo with the dumbass tash and brevet is Army Air Corps and he's either an Air Gunner or an Air Observer. The lettering on his brevet isn't very clear
  9. Wobbly_Jon

    Indian’s Reach the Moon but….

    I've been trying to understand that myself for donkeys years too.
  10. Wobbly_Jon

    The Trial of Lucy Letby

    Wouldb't say no, but, a young fresh faced newbie like here will soon be the fav of all the bull dykes, rug munchers and bean flickers, and that includes some of the staff at Low Newton. So if its not the cons doing the 'business' it'll be the staff or even both. Of course this assumes she...
  11. Wobbly_Jon

    Court Martial: Soldiers Behind Bars

    Missed the tv show but I'm guessing it's similar to the 1990's version but not quite as hard tack and water in these 'enlightened' days. I believe from a serving pongo WO that it's more re-education and psycology rather than bulls#!t and beasting. Still if it works etc. As for Hotel Colchester...
  12. Wobbly_Jon

    Fire fighter training

    And no mention of the barbeque either
  13. Wobbly_Jon

    Breakfast

    As a reformed 'tabber' (nolonger a slave to Madam Nicotine) I don't mind if someone lights up. After all it is their life and, with the extra bonus of the tax on 'tabs' these days providing HM Revenue & Customs a small fortune it helps to fund my free perscriptions and State Pension. Keep on...
  14. Wobbly_Jon

    Kier fails to tell the truth

    The same way all politicians fail to tell the truth, they keep speaking:love:
  15. Wobbly_Jon

    Kier fails to tell the truth

    Goch, darn, who'd have thought that a politician, especially a Liarbore one, would be ecconomical with the truth. But, Mr Stammerer was taught bt the Arc Truth Bender Tony B Liar
  16. Wobbly_Jon

    How was the alert for you?

    Forgot all about it until my phone kicked of and then 30 seconds later Mrs W_Js phone sparked in to life. What a waste of time, tax payers money and effort to tick a box on someones must do to get promotion list
  17. Wobbly_Jon

    Nicola Sturgeon to step down.

    The way things are going I see the death of the SNP and the inevitable election brewing in Scotia very soon
  18. Wobbly_Jon

    Nicola Sturgeon to step down.

    According to the Sunday Wail the poor wee lassie is pleading for privacy so she can get on with her job. Quite surprising that now the smeely stuff has hit the fan she wants privacy when before she would do and say anything to get media coverage, oh how times change. On a scale of 0 to 10 she'd...
  19. Wobbly_Jon

    Nicola Sturgeon to step down.

    And now the official accountants/auditors have disowned/abandoned the SNP so they don't get dragged in to midden. Seems like the brown and smelly stuff has been ingested by the air circulation system and is being spread far and wide
  20. Wobbly_Jon

    Nicola Sturgeon to step down.

    Oh dear, how sad, never mind. At least she had the good grace to quit before her 'political' assasination by the rest of her 'loyal' supporters. She had to go before the scandals started comming out and the reminders of all her failures during her dictatorship.
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