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    Ootragus slander of the geordie nation like

    This is ootragus like, what dee they mean like saying that sum suthners canna understand a word we say like, its an ootrag ah tel ya. Wey when am talkin’ to me staff like, they niver have any problem wi me accent like, in fact me boss said the other day like that ma brief had been...
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    Is respect for tradition no longer a requirement for NCOs?

    At a well known West Midlands Base where I earn my crust, I normally park my car in the main car park at about 0755, about 100 yards from SHQ and the Ensign mast. Now this Base happens not just to have one mast but four and every morning at 0800 the whistle sounds and 4 Ensigns are slowly raised...
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    Man Utd to replay unwon matches.

    Manchester United have analysed the amount of extra time not awarded in matches where United have not won since the appointment of Sir Alex Ferguson as manager and has ordered the club's legal team to demand that the FA arrange for those games to be replayed. Link Could this be set to replace...
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    The Falklands Attacked (again).

    The mighty Vulcan XH558 has attacked the Falkland’s again – although I can’t remember seeing many trees when I was in the Falklands, looks more like the English countryside to me. LINK
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    Premiership 2009-10 Season Forecast

    Well the Premiership season (2009-10) starts again tomorrow, so it’s time for the annual guess at who will do what. Your forecast is for: 1.The top 4 (1-4), 2. The bottom 3 (20-18), 3. FA Cup winner, 4. Carling Cup winner, 5. Champions League winner, 6. The surprise team of the season (good or...
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    A question from an “Old Rigger”.

    After reading the post reference the Tornado crashing in Afghanistan, I have a question. Why is it that whenever a Military aircraft crashes and the crew are saved by using their Ejection Seats, why do the Armourers immediately expect to receive a crate of beer form the crew for “heroically”...
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    Star Trek - The New Generation

    If you have not seen the new Star Trek movie, then you just do not know what you are missing. It is already being hailed as the best one of all 11 movies produced so far, it has already made £76 million in it’s first week of release and it is being tipped as the Movie of the Summer – if not the...
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    A Miracle Escape

    I saw this on the news last night, he is one mighty lucky man. He must have had his Superman suit on under his clothes to survive. Linky Thing
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    Merry Christmas

    I know this had been posted by many but after an excellent meal served my Mrs Slog and a copious amount of alcohol, I just wanted to say a Merry Christmas to all Goaters world wide. My thoughts are to all those of the Armed Forces who are currently away from there families keeping us all safe...
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    Gem's Early Christmas Present

    Despite his “Humbug” approach to Christmas, a story has been leaked by an un-named Civil Servant that Gem has been given an early Christmas present by being re-united with his brain. Apparently, the brain was discovered in an area of extensive prehistoric landscape dating back to at least...
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    Is this Spooky or what?

    While surfin the old net, I found this spooky story about the actor Telly Savalas (TV detective Kojak) and he swears that it is true. Telly Savalas had run out of gas on a desert highway when he was picked up by a good Samaritan driving a Cadillac. On their drive to the nearest gas station, the...
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    "Brainstorming" banned!!

    What are the Officers going to do now - a local council has banned "Brainstorming". Click Here. AT THE END OF THE DAY how will they carry out their STRATEGIC GOALS to achieve BEST PRACTICE in their CORE BUSINESS? To accomplish the GAME PLAN they will have to play HARDBALL and GO THE EXTRA...
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    What ever will the Doctors think of next.

    This has got to be the weirdest operation ever! How do they manage to come up with these ideas? And I definitely do NOT like the meaning of the last sentence in the story, it’s making me cross my legs and wince just thinking about it. http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91251-1312960,00.html
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    Could this be the real Matrix?

    The Internet is dead - long live the Internet! The Grid is here. This new system is estimated to be 1000 times faster than Broad Band. On a trial they were able to download the entire Rolling Stones music catalogue form America to Japan in TWO seconds! Sure beats the hell out of JPA and...
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    Thug Barton escapes punishment.

    That thug Barton has escaped punishment on a technicality for his assault on Dickson Etuhu in the North East derby at the weekend. http://www.sportinglife.com/football/premiership/news/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=soccer/07/11/12/SOCCER_FA_Nightlead.html Now before any of you Black and White fans...
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    Can this be John Prescott's distant cousin?

    Just when I thought that Britain was falling behind the rest of the World in Education, along comes the good old US of A to prove me wrong. Warning: clear all liquids from the keyboard before viewing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdmoZyyWLww Perhaps this Girl should be the next president...
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    Can anyone claim the Military Quadruple?

    I was reading the sports section of the newspaper just recently and I noticed the Manchester United players claiming that this season they were going to win the Quadruple i.e. Premiership, FA Cup, Carling Cup and the Champions League. Dream on sh1t balls I thought to myself at the time...
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    Jaws at Cornwall.

    Typical, I’m off to Cornwall in September, staying at a place 5 miles form St Ives and I have already got my Speedo’s packed when I find out that bloody Jaws is there already waiting for me. http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1277704,00.html I don’t care if the so called shark expert...
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    Overpaid Footballers!

    Is it just me or has the world gone mad. A report out today is claiming that Premiership footballers are becoming ever richer with the average wage rising next season to £1.1m, or around £21,000-a-week. http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30400-1268234,00.html Chelsea are currently...
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    New cure for baldness.

    Well those American scientists are at it again, trying to raise the hopes of those that are follicley challenged. When will people realise that bald is beautiful, it’s a solar panel for a sex machine. Even that Captain Kirk wears a toupee to hide his chrome dome...
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