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Lazy B#stard Snco's

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Turbo Angryman

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As an efficient well motivated and generally superb Jnco I am becoming more and more p#ssed off with the lack of work and lazy slack assed attitude which Is bieng currently demonstrated by one of the snco's in my "office".
He seems to have developed a condition which causes him significant amounts of pain whenever any work is required (particulally teaching) which he is scared of!!
Is this trait particular to appo scum or just this b#ll end??
Turbo Angryman
Angryness Level 6/10
 
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Tigger

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Is this trait particular to appo scum or just this b#ll end??

I can't really believe I'm about to say this ! My last SNCO was an appo, and admittedly he could occasionally be a complete and utter c0ck. Fair play to the guy he was smart, pretty useful with a set of spanners or lockingwire pliers and also used to get his overals on and not just to fix his car ! He also used to to look out for the lads. I'll wash my mouth out now !
Actually most of the appo's I worked with were all right.

I think the answer is bell end !
 

SORRY CJ

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Tigger said:
Actually most of the appo's I worked with were all right.

What planet are you on? You appo lover.
All Appo's are GAY, no exceptions.
Please commit suicide immediately, go gargle with MEK……..
 

Chaka

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Turbo Angryman said:
As an efficient well motivated and generally superb Jnco I am becoming more and more p#ssed off with the lack of work and lazy slack assed attitude which Is bieng currently demonstrated by one of the snco's in my "office".
He seems to have developed a condition which causes him significant amounts of pain whenever any work is required (particulally teaching) which he is scared of!!
Is this trait particular to appo scum or just this b#ll end??
Turbo Angryman
Angryness Level 6/10

TA,

Rim his coffee cup.:pDT_Xtremez_02:

It won't make him work any harder, but it will make you feel better and reduce your angryness levels!:pDT_Xtremez_22:
 
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The Controller

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Rim his coffee cup

Ahhhh! The old 'Chaka Chocolate Surprise'....once tried, never forgotten!:eek:
 

sausage2

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Turbo Angryman said:
Is this trait particular to appo scum or just this b#ll end??
Turbo Angryman
Angryness Level 6/10

Turbo, It may astound you to know that I was an appo, as I’m sure you are all aware, I’m fu*king ace Ask anyone who knows me, (you know people who know me) so I suggest it is just this bell end.

SORRY CJ said:
What planet are you on? You appo lover.
All Appo's are GAY, no exceptions.
Please commit suicide immediately, go gargle with MEK……..

Right fu*k off pal, or I’ll get penguin suck to do yous in the bop. There have never been any gay appo’s and that’s a fact..


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Liney Hasbeen

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I believe I have met many many like the one you refer to, as for any of those filthy appo scumbags being OK ........... utter nonsense you speak !!

We have appo's galore at my current place of work and even worse lots of crusty ex appo's, in a way these creatures are much worse than the serving dirtbags, once out of the mob they should take there stinking, wrinkly, grey haired, colostomy filled trouser legs and go get a life or even better leap of the nearest viaduct !!

SCUM SCUM SCUM............. never forget !!!
 
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Liney Hasbeen

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sausage2 said:
Turbo, It may astound you to know that I was an appo, as I’m sure you are all aware, I’m fu*king ace Ask anyone who knows me, (you know people who know me) so I suggest it is just this bell end.



Right fu*k off pal, or I’ll get penguin suck to do yous in the bop. There have never been any gay appo’s and that’s a fact..


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Proof beyond doubt that you are very very WRONG

As this course photo of rear entry No 666 plainly shows
 
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rest have risen above me

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If you look closely Liney Hasbeen you will see a complete absence of Apprentice Wheels in that picture and everyone knows a true appo would not be seen dead without a wheel on his key ring. This is a picture of the latest recruitment team at this up and coming march... so no more appo slagging.
 
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Turbo Angryman

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sausage2 said:
Turbo, It may astound you to know that I was an appo, as I’m sure you are all aware, I’m fu*king ace Ask anyone who knows me, (you know people who know me) so I suggest it is just this bell end.

No appo is fu#king ace, but Im stuck as to which is the more putrid is it appo's or DE scum??????
I am shocked and stunned that you Sausage 2 are an appo, someone who's advice I have come to rely on is in fact a member of the village people and spent 3 years of your youth taking it up the wrongun!!!!!! Maybe this is why you are so anti bummer???
If you feel the need to tell anyone what happened to you on your appo/bum loving course please dont bother and simply top yourself asap!
How could I have been so stupid!
Turbo Angryman
Angryness Level 1/10
Sadness Level 10/10
 

SORRY CJ

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sausage2 said:
Right fu*k off pal, or I’ll get penguin suck to do yous in the bop. There have never been any gay appo’s and that’s a fact..

Hey Sausage2, nice ride. See it's even got a pigs head on the bars just for you. So what is it, appo entry 666's transport down to the Rose and NAAFI?
 

Bitburger

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While I, as an ex mech, have to agree that Appos are scum, I have to leap to defend sausage2. You see I have known him for over 5 years and he isn’t your average appo. I think perhaps that the only reason he joined as an appos was because when he joined they had stopped FLEMs. Sausage2 would have made an ideal FLEM King Liney. His is a FLEM trapped in, well in a FLEMS body.

I know for a fact that one of his greatest regrets about his appo course was that as the last course of Appos, by the time he got in to his senior year at Halton, there was no junior course to bully, what an utter waste of this man's talents
 
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Turbo Angryman

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All Appos Travel in The Turdis

All Appos Travel in The Turdis

rest have risen above me said:
If you look closely Liney Hasbeen you will see a complete absence of Apprentice Wheels in that picture and everyone knows a true appo would not be seen dead without a wheel on his key ring. This is a picture of the latest recruitment team at this up and coming march... so no more appo slagging.

The Proof that all you appo scum are sword swallowers is this photo I have recently been given which shows some of appo scum entry 666 on there way to Halton for a mutual m#sterbation competition. Is that sausage 2 on the back end??? with bitburger riding or is it now bitbugger???
 
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Get Tae

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Turbo Angryman said:
No appo is fu#king ace, but Im stuck as to which is the more putrid is it appo's or DE scum??????

If you feel the need to tell anyone what happened to you on your appo/bum loving course please dont bother and simply top yourself asap!

I feel you have pent up frustration at your lack of educational ability when going to the CIO, I suggest that maybe you should have "Stuck in at school" then you wouldnt be in this position and would in fact be a SNCO yourself by now. Even some of the Mech Techs are SNCO's now and they joined up 'Post-Hom'.............:pDT_Xtremez_28:
 
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pie sandwich

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I have to agree with the big nosed git that is turbo angry man appos are all gay at least i had the decency to join as a mech and work my way up not bum my way up the ranks.

Any how mate how are you, still teaching the scum of the world or have they got you teaching amm's.
 

Get Tae

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Turbo Angry Man the only people I have met in the RAF that are gay are rigger ex-mechs.
Take it your a rigger intructor then eh?
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Liney Hasbeen

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Get Tae said:
You can talk Angryturbofreek and Lineyhasnot I found this out about you below.
Apparently its the "I wanted to join up as an Appo but was too thick and now I am a jealous" club of which you are founder members, members being the operative word.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/3607662.stm


Got to love it, all this from an aircrew pi$$ boy !!!

Sure that was you in the pink top ........ not sure !
 

Get Tae

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Liney Hasbeen said:
Got to love it, all this from an aircrew pi$$ boy !!!

Sure that was you in the pink top ........ not sure !

Pi$$ boy I think not.

Pink top, could be, but then you should know seeing as you were there!

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