Whta have you been sent through the post?

[budgie]

Right then,

When I was away it was over Christmas, so I got a parcel from work. Nothing wring there. However, there had been several instances of contraband being sent. After 2 peoples parcels had been opened it was laid down the next person would be charged!DT_Xtremez_09:
I duly received a parcel with a note from the BFPO saying my package had been opened and this offending item removed:

1x12" Black Phallis (Homemade).

What the boys at work had done was make me a bodge tape c0ck. I also got 1 Rothmans Royal fag, various equipment AP's, 1 tub of Vasaline (plus gentlemans hair), half eaten box of Celbrations (empty wrappers included), a photo of the Radar bay Chief (BTK for anyone from Marham), plug blanks, and to cap it all off, Julio Isgelsias cd single, Hero. The BFPO letter now has pride of place in the Bay, as for the bodge tape c0ck, that is now property of Qatari customs. Luckily I never got fizzed, but that would have been a laugh!

Has anyone else had anything dodgy sent to them whilst on Det?

 

[dantura]

Has anyone else had anything dodgy sent to them whilst on Det?

A mate of mine used to send me a 6' poster of Feargal Sharkey everywhere I went, I duly sent it to him everwhere he went. It has now sadly demised into a fraction of its former glory.


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[sausage2]

Right then,

When I was away it was over Christmas, so I got a parcel from work. Nothing wring there. However, there had been several instances of contraband being sent. After 2 peoples parcels had been opened it was laid down the next person would be charged!DT_Xtremez_09:
I duly received a parcel with a note from the BFPO saying my package had been opened and this offending item removed:

1x12" Black Phallis (Homemade).

What the boys at work had done was make me a bodge tape c0ck. I also got 1 Rothmans Royal fag, various equipment AP's, 1 tub of Vasaline (plus gentlemans hair), half eaten box of Celbrations (empty wrappers included), a photo of the Radar bay Chief (BTK for anyone from Marham), plug blanks, and to cap it all off, Julio Isgelsias cd single, Hero. The BFPO letter now has pride of place in the Bay, as for the bodge tape c0ck, that is now property of Qatari customs. Luckily I never got fizzed, but that would have been a laugh!

Has anyone else had anything dodgy sent to them whilst on Det?

All I can say is that the bloke in charge of you must have been spinless, if he threatens to charge you, and then doesn't. I once had a bottle of vodka sent to me, that was confiscated as well.

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[ResidentTiger]

4 bars of chocolate and an easter egg to the desert. By the time i got them it was one bar of mush and a nicely wrapped silver foil blob.DT_Xtremez_26:

 

[dantura]

I was daaaarn saaarf a couple of years ago during my birthday.
My missus sent me a goodie box with a birthday cake in it... A year later it caught up with me back home. The cake wasn't too nice.DT_Xtremez_34: but fortunately the bottle of malt was still yummy.DT_Xtremez_30:

Bloody mail


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[tonibaloni]

when i was daaaaan sooooooooooowwwf in 88, one of the armourers got some nice piccies sent by his wife , very tastfully posed of her in her undies, corset, stockings etc.
the next day he was at work and wenthang on, who chuffin took these pics, it wasn't me"
turns out the next door neighbour had "volunteered" as a wee favour!!DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[TheHogwartsBEngO]

Coltishall was once put on high alert at the time of nasty terrorist types mailing anthrax after, on 14 Feb, the mailroom received a packet with white powder coming out of it.

panic stations. (was in the middle of a stn ex but NO DUFF message was quickly braodcast) Movement around camp was stopped. CBRN teams called in. I was stuck in a meeting room at TDF with rest of Eng Wg officers for a couple of hours.

Turns out some bloke's girlfiend had sent him a nice card for valentine's day with a couple of love-heart sweets in - sweets had been crushed to a powder in the mail...

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[Bluntend]

Coltishall...

Coltishall...

The version I heard was that one of lads from one of the Sqns was OOA somewhere a tad hotter and sunnier that North Norfolk and decided to send his mate a handful of sand to show him what he was missing. Apparently, the envelope split in the main registry (in SHQ), the suspicious 'powder' was discovered which caused the scare and a 200m cordon (pretty much all of Colt') was set up.

Sweet...DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[POB]

I was sent a "Fleshlight" last year whilst in the desert...Very funny, but I still don't know who sent it...Fatherless g!t.

If you don't know what it is, google it, but I doubt the site will be allowed through IGS, and it is definately NOT safe for work!


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[theladf]

Down in AAS we were the first in and various items of morale boosting matter were despatched mainly in shampoo bottles etc, however from our home unit Sgt XYZ sent Sgt ABC (ABC being the nickname everyone knew this individual by) some booze in a glass container and owing to the delicate handling it recieved en-route it broke and damaged other mail in the diplomatic bag!!! Plod got involved and they were on the lookout for someone called Sgt ABC, Our Wg Cdr bless said that he was apalled by this incident and had never experienced these problems himself and suggested that in future plastic 1 1/2 ltr tango bottles were used thats what his wife was doing very sucessfully!!!!!! Our F/S stated that from now on Sgt ABC was to be referred to as "Ian". Ian said "thanks for the support F/S" who replied "no problems ABC"!!!!!

On the way back to Dharan from R&R in Bahrain our bus was stopped by Saudi Customs who searched it and found the sun & star newspapers that a complete tool had tried to smuggle through on the bus! that was it they searched all bags and as I had stocked up on the latest releases at Gadheer Video in Manamar they wanted to search and scan all my vids for filth! I cannot remember all the titles I had but Pulp Fiction had just come out and I had that, Reservior dogs and some others I cannot recall but certainly enough to get me in the deepest ****. And the only video the confiscated was........................................................................Four Weddings & A Funeral!!!!! (having seen it at a later date they were doing me a favour!!!!)

 

[Dark Angel]

Something I sent rather than received. Last year my hubby went off to the sand box and being a good boy took his gym kit with him only to find that the first time he went for a run the glue holding the soles of his trainers on melted and they fell off, I had to go and buy him a new pair and post them out. Along with a couple of packs of Haribo of coures.DT_Xtremez_19: