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Of to spain with the other half flights booked,resort booked,all paid,job done.Then i had an awful thought,yep, ive booked flights to the wrong airport alicante instead of almera. now im 130 mils away from the resort instead of 20.transfer costs about £400 sod that so ive hired a car £174 for the week, sorted you may think, but o no.We are booked into the vip lounge with as much food and drink as you can get down your neck,but as my wife points out i will be driving.So no booze before i get on the kite,no booze on the kite then a 130 mile drive on one of the most dangerous roads in europe.what was i thinking of,is it my age,or the amount of beer i had before i whent on line?
 
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grumpyoldb

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Surely you can change your flights? It would make more sense, save money, and you can still get pished.............! :pDT_Xtremez_14:
 
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pie sandwich

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You think thats bad.

Last summer I woke up in front of my computer with a empty bottle of Jack Daniels and my credit card on the desk.

I had a quick look at my emails while the kettle was on, I found the first one from me that just said "Road trip mother f^^ker!!! "

The second email was from ebay telling me I had bought a ticket to see AC/DC in San Diego, at this point I thought Ohhhhh Fcuk what have I done, never mind I can write off the $150 for the ticket.

The third and final email started off by saying Thank you for choosing British Airways, The flight was bought and paid for, It landed in LA and the return flight was from Seattle. ( hence the email to myself telling me I was on a road trip ).

So all in all, what you've done is small fry :pDT_Xtremez_30:
 
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pie sandwich said:
You think thats bad.

Last summer I woke up in front of my computer with a empty bottle of Jack Daniels and my credit card on the desk.

I had a quick look at my emails while the kettle was on, I found the first one from me that just said "Road trip mother f^^ker!!! "

The second email was from ebay telling me I had bought a ticket to see AC/DC in San Diego, at this point I thought Ohhhhh Fcuk what have I done, never mind I can write off the $150 for the ticket.

The third and final email started off by saying Thank you for choosing British Airways, The flight was bought and paid for, It landed in LA and the return flight was from Seattle. ( hence the email to myself telling me I was on a road trip ).

So all in all, what you've done is small fry :pDT_Xtremez_30:
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That's a real liney right there!
 
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grumpyoldb

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PS, that's funny as fcuk that is......................! :pDT_Xtremez_14:
 
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Its like the lad I knew in his first week at Cosford...p1ssed up coming back from Wolverhampton in a taxi he asked to go to Halton (and described whereabouts it was). Amazingly, by the time he came to, they were about 1/3 of the way there....not a bad £200 taxi bill!! :pDT_Xtremez_14::pDT_Xtremez_14: (The Coppers were really happy about paying that by the way).
 
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Dave-exfairy

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pie sandwich said:
You think thats bad.

Last summer I woke up in front of my computer with a empty bottle of Jack Daniels and my credit card on the desk.

I had a quick look at my emails while the kettle was on, I found the first one from me that just said "Road trip mother f^^ker!!! "

The second email was from ebay telling me I had bought a ticket to see AC/DC in San Diego, at this point I thought Ohhhhh Fcuk what have I done, never mind I can write off the $150 for the ticket.

The third and final email started off by saying Thank you for choosing British Airways, The flight was bought and paid for, It landed in LA and the return flight was from Seattle. ( hence the email to myself telling me I was on a road trip ).

So all in all, what you've done is small fry :pDT_Xtremez_30:
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Thank fcuk I don't have a credit card anymore!!
 
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GEM

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My biggest cock up was organising a booze cruise to France when I was p1ssed. I got on the P&O site and booked the ferry to and from France the following weekend. Printed everythig off drove to the ferry port in Pompey without really checking he details onnly to find I had booked outbound to cherbourg home from Lehavre, just enough time to drive between the 2 ports.:pDT_Xtremez_42:

P&O were good enough to change bookings for me free of charge phew!
 
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Rambling Sid

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Of to spain with the other half flights booked,resort booked,all paid,job done.Then i had an awful thought,yep, ive booked flights to the wrong airport alicante instead of almera. now im 130 mils away from the resort instead of 20.transfer costs about £400 sod that so ive hired a car £174 for the week, sorted you may think, but o no.We are booked into the vip lounge with as much food and drink as you can get down your neck,but as my wife points out i will be driving.So no booze before i get on the kite,no booze on the kite then a 130 mile drive on one of the most dangerous roads in europe.what was i thinking of,is it my age,or the amount of beer i had before i whent on line?
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Obvious thing to do is to cancel the car rental, and spend entire holiday in the VIP lounge at Alicante airport......
 
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grumpyoldb said:
Surely you can change your flights? It would make more sense, save money, and you can still get pished.............! :pDT_Xtremez_14:
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flights all booked,tried to reason with the wife.She says she is the better diver,so i say you best drive then.She just laughed,and told me to psis off.
 
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pie sandwich said:
You think thats bad.

Last summer I woke up in front of my computer with a empty bottle of Jack Daniels and my credit card on the desk.

I had a quick look at my emails while the kettle was on, I found the first one from me that just said "Road trip mother f^^ker!!! "

The second email was from ebay telling me I had bought a ticket to see AC/DC in San Diego, at this point I thought Ohhhhh Fcuk what have I done, never mind I can write off the $150 for the ticket.

The third and final email started off by saying Thank you for choosing British Airways, The flight was bought and paid for, It landed in LA and the return flight was from Seattle. ( hence the email to myself telling me I was on a road trip ).

So all in all, what you've done is small fry :pDT_Xtremez_30:
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You win,thats a real what was i fcuking thinking of moment.Loved to have done the trip though.
 
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RAF Bird said:
I'd like to answer your question but I'm struggling to decipher the post! :pDT_Xtremez_42:
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The question is retorical,no answer required.No one else had a problem understanding the post.Or is the problem with me?.Every time i post anything, up you pop to have a dig,what the fcuk have i done to you?
You are supposed to be a moderator act like one.
p.s. if ive miss spelt retorical i dont give a shiet, so any input from you is not required or will be appreciated.
 
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Harry B'Stard

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185 said:
Of to spain with the other half flights booked,resort booked,all paid,job done.Then i had an awful thought,yep, ive booked flights to the wrong airport alicante instead of almera. now im 130 mils away from the resort instead of 20.transfer costs about £400 sod that so ive hired a car £174 for the week, sorted you may think, but o no.We are booked into the vip lounge with as much food and drink as you can get down your neck,but as my wife points out i will be driving.So no booze before i get on the kite,no booze on the kite then a 130 mile drive on one of the most dangerous roads in europe.what was i thinking of,is it my age,or the amount of beer i had before i whent on line?
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You obviously weren't thinking at all!:pDT_Xtremez_19:

I like Rambling Sid's suggestion!

HTB
 
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