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insulting nicknames

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softlad

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I had a boss we called "chips" She went well with anything.
 
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billy bollox

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No mention of "The Big Jobby" yet!!!???:pDT_Xtremez_19:
 

fatal

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LOX pot head - self explanatory - leckie snec on 14 in early 90s think he went to saints after that
 
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Worked with an unhygenic ****er on TCW a few years back who we christened 'The Coco Pop'. Due to the fact whenever he took a bath, he would turn the water chocolatey....
 

Hot Shoes

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I think I know who you mean, real big bug eyes?

And, unfortunately for him, he had massive big feet and was the most boring person ever to get stuck on the gate with. Although to be fair he did practice his magic tricks that sort of kept you amused. By magic tricks I mean hiding a coin behind the ear, or a card up the sleeve, nothing sinister.
 

Dave-exfairy

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And, unfortunately for him, he had massive big feet and was the most boring person ever to get stuck on the gate with. Although to be fair he did practice his magic tricks that sort of kept you amused. By magic tricks I mean hiding a coin behind the ear, or a card up the sleeve, nothing sinister.

I got the short straw whilst on guard once, I got dicked to go with him to the Fifers Lane and Horsham St Faith MQ's as there were no other scuffers free, was certainly not the most exciting 2 hours i've ever spent. Their main way to pass the time was to spy through the MQ's windows.
 
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David Brent

David Brent

'Brent': a certain senior SNCO who possesses the same qualities as the character in 'The Office' i.e. socially inept, hypocritical, self-deluded, self-promoting, and generally a complete bell-end.

He saw himself as 'one of the lads', whilst everyone else saw him as barely tolerable and hugely irritating, partly because his voice and stature were almost identical to the real David Brent, and partly because he was incompetent, self-seeking, work-shy and a knob.

Much to his credit, those qualities were obviously the very reason he'd been repeatedly promoted - a classic case of 'pass the arse-hole'!
 
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billy bollox

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LOX pot head - self explanatory - leckie snec on 14 in early 90s think he went to saints after that

and he was known as "nik-nak" on account of the cartoon tv ad at the time, he came back to 14 at Lossie
 

shettie

Flight Sergeant
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'Brent': a certain senior SNCO who possesses the same qualities as the character in 'The Office' i.e. socially inept, hypocritical, self-deluded, self-promoting, and generally a complete bell-end.

He saw himself as 'one of the lads', whilst everyone else saw him as barely tolerable and hugely irritating, partly because his voice and stature were almost identical to the real David Brent, and partly because he was incompetent, self-seeking, work-shy and a knob.

Much to his credit, those qualities were obviously the very reason he'd been repeatedly promoted - a classic case of 'pass the arse-hole'!


Is that not ILLBW??? :)
 

Dilbert

SAC
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Another one...

Another one...

Scopey lass who had been married once and engaged a number of times was nicknamed 'Sonic' by the lads...

...'coz she collected rings!
 
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