Out of the mouths of Kids

[gemarriott]

My 5 yo Grandson, Jack today,

Grandad, are you very old?

Yes Jack I am,

Grandad will you die soon?

I hope not Jack,

Grandad, I like your watch!

 

[beowulf]

In Waterstones...

Pup: "Daddy?"
Me: "Yes"
Pup: "I love you daddy"
Me: "What do you want?"
Pup: "Nothing. Um. Can I have this Hannah Montana book"

She is only 4. I suspect it is only going to get worse.

 

[Lozzer]

My son (about 4) asked why people were buried so I explained that their soul went up to heaven and their body was buried in a grave which was marked with an engraved stone so you knew where they were. He said ' You know when you die Mummy, I will buy the biggest heaven stone for you to show how much I love you and I will visit at least two times a week and dig you up to hug you ' Ah the innocence

 

[Vushtrri]

Grandson to Granny..........Can i have some more sweets?

Granny...............................No you've had quite enough and you've another think coming if you reckon you'll get any more

Grandson 10 mins later.....has my think come yet granny?

 

[Sad git]

A conversation between my youngest son(about 6 at the time) and his Grandma on the way home from school.

Grandma ... What did you do at school James?
James ... We learnt about God ... he made the world in six days and then he died.
Grandma ... I don't think he died James.
James ... He did Grandma and then he went to Heaven.
Grandma ... Are you sure I think you’ve got it mixed up, he lives in Heaven.

James ... So where is Heaven?
Grandma ... err, Mmmm, oh err ... Heaven is in space James.

James ... Grandma, does God wear a space suit?
Grandma ... No.


James ... He’s dead then.

I just loved the way my mum kept digging a deeper hole for herself and religion in general and the way my son thought it through and backed up his original argument.