A proper bloke day

[Tin basher]

Today I am having a proper bloke day it's feckin ace. Asked my boy (aged 6) what he wanted for breakfast, not cereal dad , sausage and bacon no mushrooms but with brown sauce. Me and the boy had a mans breakfast each, no toast or eggy soliders or any girly muesli. Later in the morning whilst wife took daughter to gymnastics we smashed some pallets up with big hammers and stuff. After lunch we went the pub to watch England v the convicts and included an extra beer for the footy results. Came home via the chip shop for kebab and chips. He's off to bed now but me and the brother in law are off back to the pub to watch Haye v Valuev. What a top day. DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[Teh Wal]

Don't forget to top off the day by bashing the missus's backdoors in when you get home DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[Scaley brat]

Or even waking her up and asking for a blow job first DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[grumpyoldb]

s we smashed some pallets up with big hammers and stuff.

That's sacrilege. You could've made a couple of compost bins with them. DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[MrMasher]

That's sacrilege. You could've made a couple of compost bins with them. DT_Xtremez_42:

Its not sacrelige, its man time. Smash stuff up!!!

Good on ya TB. A job well done!

 

[grumpyoldb]

Its not sacrelige, its man time. Smash stuff up!!!

Good on ya TB. A job well done!

They're also worth £2.25 each at a pallet yard.

 

[Martin Blank]

Only 2 things missing
You should have taken him down the gun shop bought an air rifle and shot tins off pallets before you chopped them up and burned them.

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[MrMasher]

They're also worth £2.25 each at a pallet yard.

Stop being sensible and detracting from TB's "Mans Stuff" thread DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[Captain Slog]

And to top it all off Rovers won and the mighty Stanley are through to the next round of the FA Cup - top man's day all round for you Tb.

 

[Hu Jardon]

Or even waking her up and asking for a blow job first DT_Xtremez_15:

I reckon she'd rather give him one afterDT_Xtremez_42:

 

[Scaley brat]

I reckon she'd rather give him one afterDT_Xtremez_42:

I suppose it might taste better DT_Xtremez_14: DT_Xtremez_31: