Those Jobcard entries that sum up your working life

[Searchwatergeek]

hehe
"Crate removed for access, for another bit of rigger kit going pete tong, transfered to lim log sht ** line **"

"PFB tbco, 1st line bite c/o iaw 70-10/1, spils bite c/o iaw 70-11/1"

Then all those lovely little oops for ptr psst check wink wink and the descicattor check for the 4, and not forgetting my fav restuds tbco

Ah the joys of being a fairyDT_Xtremez_19:

Best wco entry l have seen so far goes along the lines of:

"on said morning it was cold and wet, the jet was cold and wet, it just did not want to play, unable to reproduce fault once dry"

Fecking cracked me up DT_Xtremez_30:

Just don't put it into lits.......DT_Xtremez_06:

 

[theladf]

I wish I had a stamp made up tor the red snow, "Flight requirement, aircrew to monitor and ensure correct fuel flow from 3rd tank"DT_Xtremez_19:

And thursday nights OOP's codes, list too long to remember

 

[Asbach]

the descicattor check for the 4

I got 4 nights at the Copenhagen Airport Hilton on the back of that one..... Quality !!!!!!!!!!!!!!DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[Searchwatergeek]

I got 4 nights at the Copenhagen Airport Hilton on the back of that one..... Quality !!!!!!!!!!!!!!DT_Xtremez_28:

Nice one, so you actually checked it!! DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[Gazza260]

After yet another Phantom BLC malfuntion..... BLC test set fitted, NFF.

 

[Goaty]

Herrick special.

"Port M134 Minigun Ammunition tank removed for access to avionics tower iaw AMM ch-a-etc etc etc"

It's always because of the fairies.....

 

[CodeMonkey]

Nice one, so you actually checked it!! DT_Xtremez_15:

Ah but was it code 6 or code 7

 

[Sospan]

Role Change carried out IAW AP101B-0701-5E.....

 

[beer]

Lyneham PRF turbine bay components (after a quick wipe, GTC's ATM's etc) those immortal words - "Serviceable subject to aircraft test" DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[The_Chicken]

In the MTMS world in the olden days........................

A Metro would come in with 'Engine missing' on the Job Card.

A young The_Chicken would lift the bonnet, report that the engine was there and await a pat on the back from the Chief.

 

[gemarriott]

Herrick special.

"Port M134 Minigun Ammunition tank removed for access to avionics tower iaw AMM ch-a-etc etc etc"

It's always because of the fairies.....

aint that the truth, on the tomb the RSP came out for radio,radar,Inas, battery and loose articles more often than S2 pulls his pud.