The Dark Lord Returns!?!?!

[sumps]

Stuff Lord Voldermort coming back --- is this Lord Lucan? DT_Xtremez_17:
HERE

 

[Kernow]

Looks nothing like him, Lord Lucan had a moustache that bloke doesn't. Lord Lucan had a suit, that bloke doesn't. That bloke has a dodgy woolly hat, Lord Lucan didn't. That bloke has a possum Lord Lucan didn't. No fecking chance that it is the same person.

 

[rodger-dodger]

Who

Who

And Lord Lucan was called Lord Lucan,
Rodger Woodgate isn't, he's called Rodger Woodgate not Lord Lucan.
If he was called Lord Lucan i could see why the old bat in the report may have mistook him for him, but as he's called Rodger Woodgate I can't see how she could of made such a school boy error.

Dim Bint.DT_Xtremez_41:

 

[Yossarian]

Neighbours became convinced homeless Roger Woodgate was the vanished peer because of his "upper-class" English accent and "military bearing".

Whaaaat?

I know standards are dropping, but since when is this "Military bearing"?



Have these people been hanging round their local Techie tea bar too much? DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[Kernow]

Whaaaat?

I know standards are dropping, but since when is this "Military bearing"?



Have these people been hanging round their local Techie tea bar too much? DT_Xtremez_14:

Mate, have you seen some of the officers on your unit!

 

[rodger-dodger]

Whaaaat?

I know standards are dropping, but since when is this "Military bearing"?



Have these people been hanging round their local Techie tea bar too much? DT_Xtremez_14:

I think she was on about the land rover. she meant 'Military Transport'

 

[Northern Monkey]

He's gotta be special forces then! I know the ten chins doesn't support this theory but......

 

[Yossarian]

Mate, have you seen some of the officers on your unit!

Come to think of it mate, bearing wise, he does look a bit like the one you work with.
DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[Kernow]

Come to think of it mate, bearing wise, he does look a bit like the one you work with.
DT_Xtremez_42:

I shall pass your comments on!

 

[Yossarian]

Why thank you. I shall pop a big dictionary down the back of my shorts in preparation!

(Somehow can you see my 6000 being pretty bad this year?)

 

[Kernow]

Why thank you. I shall pop a big dictionary down the back of my shorts in preparation!

(Somehow can you see my 6000 being pretty bad this year?)

It was anyway!

Anyway it can't be Lord Lucan cause he is missing whereas Roger Woodgate isn't.

 

[Tin basher]

Anyway it can't be Lord Lucan cause he is missing whereas Roger Woodgate isn't.

Another reason could be that Lord lucan would be 72 now and roger is only 62 or the fact that Roger is about 6 inches shorter than Lord Lucan.

 

[Kernow]

Another reason could be that Lord lucan would be 72 now and roger is only 62 or the fact that Roger is about 6 inches shorter than Lord Lucan.

Exactly, although it could be down to his over use of Olay and he may well have shrunk in the wash.