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PPrune recruitment drive

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monobrow

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Sorry, had to do it

Sorry, had to do it

Brian: Excuse me. Are you PPrune?
Reg: **** off!
Brian: What?
Reg: PPrune! We're E-Goat! PPrune! Cuh!
Francis: Splitters.
Brian: Can I... join your group?
Reg: Nah, **** off.
Brian: I didn't want to sell this stuff, it's only a job. I hate the Aircrew as much as anybody!
Judith: Are you sure?
Brian: Oh, dead sure! I hate the Aircrew already!
Reg: Listen. If you really wanted to join E-goat, you'd have to really hate the Aircrew.
Brian: I do!
Reg: Oh, yeah, how much?
Brian: A lot!
Reg: [brief pause] Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Aircrew are the ****ing PPruners.
Stan: Yeah, the PPruners.
Reg: Yeah. Splitters.
Stan: And ARRSE.
Reg: Yeah. Splitters.
Stan: And E-Goat.
Reg: Yea... what?
Stan: E-Goat. Splitters.
Reg: We're E-Goat!
Stan: Oh. I thought we were Rumour Control.
Reg: E-Goat!
Francis: Whatever happened to Rumour Control, Reg?
Reg: He's over there. [points to a lone man]
Reg, Stan, Francis, Judith: SPLITTER!
 
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monobrow

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showing your age there, arn't you mono!

Age on the site perhaps, but think I should have used ARRSE in there somewhere..... time for an edit....

(think it came out before I was born, but classic comedy like Monty Python is timeless!!)
 

TrenchardsLoveSock

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Ok princess. Was that a little nibble from you? In your defence I see you have only been a MEMBER of PPRUNE since Dec 2006.

It wasn't a nibble, it was a suggestion that as a new member it would be nice if you posted up an introduction so other goaters could also welcome you, but don't fcuking bother.

One last thing; princess??? WTF is that all about?
 
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